You Know You're Getting Old When.....

[marshman 7,757]

You know you're getting old when ... You're watching babe station and there is a stunning women pushing a vac about wearing a skimpy French maids outfit , and all you can think is I could do with a Hoover like that !

[bunny tickler 876]

i said it before lol you know your growing old when your planting veg instead of flowers

[talt 878]

I no longer look at a woman and think is she good in bed, i am thinking can she cook.

[marshman 7,757]

The grandchildren call you Spider-Man not because they think you're a super hero , because you can't get out of the bath !

[haymin 2,465]

And to be truthful I was chatting to her and was accused by another lass in the office of flirting I replied if I was flirting we'd already have a night booked lol the poor lass went all shy.... which I took as I still have it

you no in your head your still going to pump her though ??

[dytkos 17,782]

When you see a group of young lasses and realise you fancy their mothers more (equals, know you'd a have a far better chance with their mothers)

 

Cheers, D.

[tb25 4,627]

For me as I get older.not old by enymeans but I tend to think twice with everything I do..brrr.not like back in the days were you would do owt and say f**k it.lol

[steve66 3,350]

You know your getting old when 11 o'clock bed time not time to go out clubbing lol

[Hydropotesinermis 724]

When you see a group of young lasses and realise you fancy their mothers more     (equals, know you'd a have a far better chance with their mothers)  

 

Cheers, D.

I have noticed in the last little while I am definitely more attracted to the older lady now.

 

Either that or I am less fussy (or more desperate) with age.

 

Also I found my first grey pube the other day. Shed a tear over that one.

[mackay 3,308]

Or you chase a bird, then when you catch her you can't remember why you were chasing her.

[sussex 5,777]

Or you chase a bird, then when you catch her you can't remember why you were chasing her.

You know when your getting old were chasing them is only on the wish list

[abarrett 462]

I think my mrs is getting old

Come down stairs this morning

She was stood at the cooker with one of my socks in a frying pan

I asked what she was doing

She said don't you remember asking me last night to

Cook your sock

[clabedoo 59]

You know you're getting old when......when you bend over to pick up a rabbit and look over your shoulder to see who made that grunting noise and realise it was you

[clabedoo 59]

 

Or you chase a bird, then when you catch her you can't remember why you were chasing her.

You know when your getting old were chasing them is only on the wish listimage.jpg

 

Now that 's what i call a mozzie bite

[skycat 6,173]

Aw, I love you men These comments really made my day: especially the dog chasing the car one: maybe I should start a female 'you know you're getting old' thread too, though knowing you lot I think it may degenerate into cruel abuse Anyway, all the posts made me feel I'm not quite so old after all but it is embarrassing to find yourself dancing (trying to) to an old Stones record then realise you're back's gone into spasm.