mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 You look at a tasty lass thinkin I can't be arsed with that age gap 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,995 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Real story is,,,you tried you best chat up line,,,,and she didn't realise you were talking to her..... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,995 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 And as for old,,,,your just a pup,,,,still a bit of moisture behind them lugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 you know your old when you buy something becouse its comfy and not because its fashionable or you turn radio 1 off because the bang bang bang hurts your head 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Aye Tomo Just a pup wet behind the ears and I can't be arsed with 16 year age difference.... although I would do the wild thing all night on this cheeky lass 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 And to be truthful I was chatting to her and was accused by another lass in the office of flirting I replied if I was flirting we'd already have a night booked lol the poor lass went all shy.... which I took as I still have it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,995 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 And to be truthful I was chatting to her and was accused by another lass in the office of flirting I replied if I was flirting we'd already have a night booked lol the poor lass went all shy.... which I took as I still have it I like your confidence ...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,995 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Are you the David Brent of that office mush,,,lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 You know your old when you realise that your like a dog chasing a car. If you eventually caught it, you know that you could not drive it to it's full potential. TC 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 thats a definite sign when you "think" you still have it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Nope I'm the fit handsome manager that all the girls go wet for...... That's what I tell myself anyway AND to make it clear I AM the best dancer in the office lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 you know your old when you buy something becouse its comfy and not because its fashionable or you turn radio 1 off because the bang bang bang hurts your head I've got several comfy cardies, and I'm starting to find Radio 2 a bit raucous these days ! Does that mean I'm getting on a bit ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,995 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I do remember those days though,,,long ago chasing birds,,,, Closest I get to birds these days ,,,is when the come in the door of the club I work at,,,and say "shift"........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Viagra might help ya TC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Er Dessie..... I DO feckin still have it!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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