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If it's on again next year I'm gonna apply to go on it!! Looks good fun tbh

The thing is the producers of this show are not going to want someone on the show who could rig a a fishing line, stich a net, light a fire, not go to pieces because they haven't kissed their girlfrie

I bet she's eaten plenty of meat lol she looks filth...

I watched it, made me worry for the continuation of the human race, grown men throwing a hissy fit because they felt undermined by others not listening to them. Others lying around moaning about hard it was instead of getting off their arse and doing something useful. I'll probably watch it again though as there is some entertainment in watching feckless Muppets crash and burn.

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I bet those seas round the island are teeming with fish, but they wont have a clue, they don't make em like they used to.

Robinson Crusoe was supposed to be based on Alexander Selkirk a Scottish Castaway who lived on the Pacific island Mas A Tierra for 4 years.

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The thing is the producers of this show are not going to want someone on the show who could rig a a fishing line, stich a net, light a fire, not go to pieces because they haven't kissed their girlfriend goodnight or kill a animal/fish for food without having a little weep for the departed soul. No fun for the viewers if they all get along fine and catch lots of food.

Just be hopeful if you ever do get stranded on a deserted island it's with a group outing from this forum (plus a terrier, Lurcher and a few ferrets)

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The thing is the producers of this show are not going to want someone on the show who could rig a a fishing line, stich a net, light a fire, not go to pieces because they haven't kissed their girlfriend goodnight or kill a animal/fish for food without having a little weep for the departed soul. No fun for the viewers if they all get along fine and catch lots of food.

Just be hopeful if you ever do get stranded on a deserted island it's with a group outing from this forum (plus a terrier, Lurcher and a few ferrets)

If i ever get stranded on a desert island ill be praying for it to be with some split arse!

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The thing is the producers of this show are not going to want someone on the show who could rig a a fishing line, stich a net, light a fire, not go to pieces because they haven't kissed their girlfriend goodnight or kill a animal/fish for food without having a little weep for the departed soul. No fun for the viewers if they all get along fine and catch lots of food.

Just be hopeful if you ever do get stranded on a deserted island it's with a group outing from this forum (plus a terrier, Lurcher and a few ferrets)

If i ever get stranded on a desert island ill be praying for it to be with some split arse!

I think the blonde Glaswegian hairdresser is well tasty. She seems to be getting on with it ok as well...

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The thing is the producers of this show are not going to want someone on the show who could rig a a fishing line, stich a net, light a fire, not go to pieces because they haven't kissed their girlfriend goodnight or kill a animal/fish for food without having a little weep for the departed soul. No fun for the viewers if they all get along fine and catch lots of food.

Just be hopeful if you ever do get stranded on a deserted island it's with a group outing from this forum (plus a terrier, Lurcher and a few ferrets)

Then there'd be arguments about what lurcher was best for the job 3/8 bull 5/8 greyhound or a beddie/greyhound/collie/deerhound/bull.....with a dash of saluki lol

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Non of them have a hope, if they have to rely on that Bear Grylls prick to teach them how to survive!

 

Does he even know how to light a f****n fire!

 

If they did manage to catch a fish, he'd tell them to eat the head, and f**k the good bit back into the water!

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