Scary Times

[Neal 1,857]

 

Walking through Browndown near Lee-on-the-Solent with Skye, my old collie x whippet, and I saw a chap popping out from some bushes. I thought nothing of it at first until, about thirty seconds later, another chap came out from the same bushes looking very apprehensive. Me being a complete innocent to the ways of the world in my early twenties assumed they were bird watching and had found a nest so I waited until they both disappeared and went to have a look...I found two pieces of rope tied to two branches around six foot from the ground and about five foot apart! Being a bit naïve it took a few moments for me to work out why they were there. I gave up rabbiting on Browndown for a while!

I found a piss head up there a week ago. 11pm at night. Dogs took off towards the noise, I followed and found a pissed up guy rolling round having trouble navigating the wood. Gutted was an under statement. Thought my luck was in.

 

I used to find the shore side of Browndown so infuriating; all those rabbits but the crunch of pebbles underfoot always spooked them and the little collie x whippet always came back with nothing. Even worse when I kept bumping into little old ladies with lapdogs complaining about how their "little darlings" kept catching the "poor bunnies." I'd give a lot for a spot like that now though (to bring the kelpie on) as all the rabbits have vanished from where I am now over the last few years so he only sees squirrels and pheasant...and they're illegal.

 

Apologies for veering off topic...just felt a bit nostalgic.

Edited April 14, 2015 by Neal

[brenner 773]

Haha surprised there's any bunnies left over there!! Plenty of the other type of dogging goes on in the car park too lol

my poor naive mother used to tell her neighbours ,when asked how i was getting on. " ah sure hes doin fine ! , he does be out doin the doggin in the fields" now all my neighbours think im a sexual deviant lol.

[j1985 1,983]

You didn't do a very well convincing us lot you ain't with your earlier posts Hahahaha

[brenner 773]

You didn't do a very well convincing us lot you ain't with your earlier posts Hahahaha

ahhh ! You thought i was serious about all that stuff... I was wondering why you kept private messaging me all them pictures of yourself in the nip ...lol

[flipbull 1,139]

I often lamp alone and had walked a few fields one night and had stopped for a smoke. as I started rolling I heard a loud scream then a pain in my hand followed by legs like lead. The dog had had sniffed the electric fence which my mate was running off the mains for the cattle.i d got the the shock cos I had him on a length of cord and the b*****d had bit me as well.And I d thrown a full pouch of golden Virginia up in the air

Funny that one

[flipbull 1,139]

Seeing a robin reliant driving towards me on a doncaster golf course at night and two geezers jumping out with balaclavas on weilding base ball batts lol.

That will be Rodney and Dell boy trotter the cheeky fookers.

[darkjack86 33]

After l'd been out lamping, walking back along the canal with the dog, shined my torch on a pile of old clothes floating a few feet from bank-

then saw all this long, straggly grey hair and realised it was dead old woman face down in the water. Bit of a shock to put it mildly

[flipbull 1,139]

After l'd been out lamping, walking back along the canal with the dog, shined my torch on a pile of old clothes floating a few feet from bank-

then saw all this long, straggly grey hair and realised it was dead old woman face down in the water. Bit of a shock to put it mildly

Did the plod say anything about you having a lamp and dog with you when they turned up DJ? Lol. On a serious note though I wouldn't fancy coming across anything like that, sounds like quite a few do though.

[jukel123 7,957]

Walking through Browndown near Lee-on-the-Solent with Skye, my old collie x whippet, and I saw a chap popping out from some bushes. I thought nothing of it at first until, about thirty seconds later, another chap came out from the same bushes looking very apprehensive. Me being a complete innocent to the ways of the world in my early twenties assumed they were bird watching and had found a nest so I waited until they both disappeared and went to have a look...I found two pieces of rope tied to two branches around six foot from the ground and about five foot apart! Being a bit naïve it took a few moments for me to work out why they were there. I gave up rabbiting on Browndown for a while!

I must be really naive cos i still can't figure out why the ropes were there?

Summat to do with bondage?

Somebody enlighten me please.

[tatsblisters 9,472]

 

Seeing a robin reliant driving towards me on a doncaster golf course at night and two geezers jumping out with balaclavas on weilding base ball batts lol.

That will be Rodney and Dell boy trotter the cheeky fookers.

 

LOL no it was my mates plasticpig the keepers had ambushed him when he went back to it and made them drive to were i was waiting with the nights catch.

[Neal 1,857]

Jukel123: I was never certain but that's what I've always assumed. I've since heard it was a regular haunt for "that kind of thing."

 

The other "almost" scary thing I remember was when I used to spend a lot of time looking for birds' nests in my teens and spent a lot of time in and around Lee on the Solent golf course. On the side of the road there was a black bin bag and I nearly looked in it but decided not to...a few days later there was a news item on the local news about a paperboy finding a dead baby there! Moving on about twenty years and I was walking the dogs near Kingston cemetery in Portsmouth early one morning on bin day when I heard a strange murmering sound coming from a bin bag. Thinking back to the incident in my teens I decided to investigate...and found a child's broken toy with an almost dead battery.