cragman 2,770 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Driving round my patch this morning and I passed John Craven, who's filming today for Countryfile. Does anyone want me to pass on any messages to him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,916 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 yeh, ask him what the deer + fox population like there , and if there plenty bridle paths to walk the dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Big hello from the hunting life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ask him why he presents a countryside programme when he knows FUKC all about the countryside ..... 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 What socks said. And is it true he's been having a threesome with Brian May and Bill oddie. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Keep it short, you don't want to have to spend too long in his company .... a few four letter words would suffice and convey the general sentiment. Edited April 10, 2015 by Born Hunter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Tell him he a useless twat from me cheers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chisler 90 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Should of stayed on 'News Round' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the big chief 3,099 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ye tell him he is a prick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the big chief 3,099 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 And hunting with lurchers is a part of the country side what he helped ruin with his one sided views on coursing 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ask him if he would be kind enough to kick Odd Billy, and Brian May in the bollo*ks next time he sees them.And would he kindly let me have Ellie Harrisons number 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,770 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 CC, she was around yesterday? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 694 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 tell him he a twat, as for Ellie Harrisons can i have her number as well please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ask her if I can chew the back doors off her cheers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,961 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Walk up say hello then kick his cnut right in whilst saying that's from mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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