MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Have you lot seen the SIZE of spiders this year, I've been seeing them outside on the coops and in pig house but I'm just after going into my bedroom to get my water - only to see a damn tarantula. I'm not even joking it was the size of my iPhone before I curled up getting cosy on my bloody roof!!! I'm not a nervous person but I'm having a funny turn here, why are they so bloody big.! Do you remember them wolf spiders a few years back? We'll I'm near sure it's one of them creepy b*****ds! Now before anyone asks to get a picture - NO I'm not going back in there to anger it by shoving a phone in all it's beady eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Get an aerosol and a lighter. WD40 doesnt work, tried cooking toast with it as a kid, you`ll need something more feminine and flammable , hairspray, deodorant ect. Then go toast that muthafecka. N.B, Prob not a good idea if you live in a thatched cottage. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 And be ready to give him another blast once he drops off your ceiling and goes into stop,drop and roll mode. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Yes great idea. But the problem I have is when it drops I'll absolutely have a hissy fit and yes it's a possibility I may set fire to the bed. Kind of hard to explain to himself as to why I've burnt the bed In all honestly it is the biggest one I've saw in a few years, I may grab the courage to go take a far away picture of it but I wouldn't just hold your breath lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Get in there Mo & get a pic ..whats the worst it can do ?....loose a finger , hand , maybe your whole arm .....errr.... give it a miss just in case ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Get in there Mo & get a pic ..whats the worst it can do ?....loose a finger , hand , maybe your whole arm .....errr.... give it a miss just in case ... its not it that's the danger - I'm the danger to myself if it moves I'm gone and whatever's in the way goes with me Them wouldn't attack you would they? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Stroke it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ok we'll it did not go to plan but I did do it! - I bet yous have not seen a blurrier picture Had to stand on the bed so camera was all over the place plus it's zooooooomed in to its max hence the bluuuuuur It's no loner on the ceiling though it's on the wall cabinets! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Kill it get one the dogs in and nock it down 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Kill it get one the dogs in and nock it downno way - this is the problem you see if it falls it's right near my bed, and of all the spiders I've tried to kill they always get away and hide somewhere only to back again. I usually go for the old flip flop ninja but I'm only a size 4 so I usually miss I bet that dirty dirty tramp had crawled over us last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Wheres the old man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Personally i dont think its that big probaly the size of a 20 pence piece? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,984 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 bloody hell looks big from pic, if I get any I kill them, but they aint that big lol. there supposed to kill the fly's but at my last house there was always bloody fly's about. they used to make me laugh (dogs) they get few spiders in there kennels , Buck would just lie still wait till they got by his paw , then grab them and eat the bloody thing lol. j seen a whopper (rat) last night when doing the dogs food last night, shouted to the wife shut that kitchen door quick don't want that feckin thing in the house , iwill have to get 177 out again . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Wheres the old man at the bloody gym!! I'm telling you he won't want to get it either It's a big one ain't it - same as the ones in the pig house, infact I bet it hitched a ride in my hair ewwwww god what a thought I'm crawling now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Personally i dont think its that big probaly the size of a 20 pence piece?a 20p are you insane man!! When stretched it's the length of my I phone curled up it's no much smaller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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