sureshot 0 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Twas a saturday morn just before dawn i crept quitetly to the shed to still see the ferrets tucked up in bed im thinking am i right in the mind to leave the warmth behind on this cold frosty morn for that chance of the pusres being sprung and for me having to run................................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jak n meg 4 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) The clanging of spades banging together Spurs the dogs into pulling on there teather The ones that are unlucky enough to get left behind Squeel and shout about not being chosen to find The sport ahead makes the dogs tremble with pleasure The gameness of these dogs nobody can measure. Edited November 8, 2007 by jak n meg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bobsuperdog Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 my hancock dog i shot today no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jak n meg 4 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 my hancock dog i shot today no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold good un mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretman22 1 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 bob your a super tit. what gives you the right to slag of other breeders. if your dog didnt make the grade dot you think thats your fault not the breeder. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 THERE IS ALWAYS SOMONE THAT TAKES THINGS TO SERIOUS, LIGHTEN UP A BIT FERRETMAN22, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jak n meg 4 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 int it just take a chill pill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaz 6 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 my hancock dog i shot today no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ldh 0 Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) my hancock dog i shot today no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold :clapper: :clapper: no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold but maybe a staffie would be good then i could wear a sweater with a hood i would wander the steets safe at night giving old ladies such a fright for then my new dog and me would fit in society lee Edited November 8, 2007 by ldh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bobsuperdog Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 my hancock dog i shot today no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold :clapper: :clapper: no more money i shall pay for a cur of a dog bred that way its a minshaw dog for me now on for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn but in the day old long ears has got away feck another cur has come my way why does this always happen to me ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc perhaps i should walk down the terrier road ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold but maybe a staffie would be good then i could wear a sweater with a hood i would wander the steets safe at night giving old ladies such a fright for then my new dog and me would fit in society lee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) THE ADVENTURES OF BOB NO DOGS There once was a fella called Bob He went to Hancock for a dog He haggled over the price Not just once but twice And Hancock called him a knob He sent him to Plummer Who was a bit of a bummer But he bred those collie things too Bob said I want one to mark holes and jump over fence poles Plummer said well I cant help you So he went further north to Tom Riley Who was awfully wiley He saw him coming and sold him a husky x tumbler x deerhound Bob was fair pleased Til he bathed it and saw all the fleas And then he was cursing and swearing all round "My bloody luck, oh why the f**k" Didnt I go to Cumbria for a Minshaw I'd have the dog for the job Instead of a big hairy slob And it would kill everything that it saw So Bob went out to his shed Worriedly rubbing his head The gun came out of its slip He shot the damn dog and buried it out in the fog And set off to make another long trip He went to the fens and came home with a pup In a wooly sort of blanket all wrapped up It was dark when the sale was made In the cold light of day He heard a strange bleating affray The southern buggers had only gone and sold him a tup Edited November 8, 2007 by SJM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bobsuperdog Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 lmfao the best 1 yet :clapping: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest bitsa lurcher Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 good stuff folks , sjm and bob need to get together down the pub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bitsa lurcher Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 bob your a super tit. what gives you the right to slag of other breeders. if your dog didnt make the grade dot you think thats your fault not the breeder. have a word with yourself , it's just a bit of fun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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