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Twas a saturday morn just before dawn

i crept quitetly to the shed to still see the ferrets tucked up in bed

im thinking am i right in the mind to leave the warmth behind on this cold frosty morn

for that chance of the pusres being sprung and for me having to run...................................

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The clanging of spades banging together

Spurs the dogs into pulling on there teather

The ones that are unlucky enough to get left behind

Squeel and shout about not being chosen to find

The sport ahead makes the dogs tremble with pleasure

The gameness of these dogs nobody can measure.

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my hancock dog i shot today

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

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my hancock dog i shot today

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

good un mate lol

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my hancock dog i shot today

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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my hancock dog i shot today

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

but maybe a staffie would be good

then i could wear a sweater with a hood

i would wander the steets safe at night

giving old ladies such a fright

for then my new dog and me

would fit in society

 

lee :pardon:

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my hancock dog i shot today

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

no more money i shall pay

for a cur of a dog bred that way

 

its a minshaw dog for me now on

for a dog that way bred you cant go wrong

it will catch you long ears from dusk till dawn

but in the day old long ears has got away

feck another cur has come my way

 

why does this always happen to me

ive read all the hype ive seen on my pc

perhaps i should walk down the terrier road

ive herd plummers dogs are strong and bold

 

but maybe a staffie would be good

then i could wear a sweater with a hood

i would wander the steets safe at night

giving old ladies such a fright

for then my new dog and me

would fit in society

 

lee :pardon:

 

:toast::clapper::clapper::clapper:

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THE ADVENTURES OF BOB NO DOGS :haha:

 

There once was a fella called Bob

He went to Hancock for a dog

He haggled over the price

Not just once but twice

And Hancock called him a knob

 

He sent him to Plummer

Who was a bit of a bummer

But he bred those collie things too

Bob said I want one to mark holes

and jump over fence poles

Plummer said well I cant help you

 

So he went further north to Tom Riley

Who was awfully wiley

He saw him coming and sold him a husky x tumbler x deerhound

Bob was fair pleased

Til he bathed it and saw all the fleas

And then he was cursing and swearing all round

 

"My bloody luck, oh why the f**k"

Didnt I go to Cumbria for a Minshaw

I'd have the dog for the job

Instead of a big hairy slob

And it would kill everything that it saw

 

So Bob went out to his shed

Worriedly rubbing his head

The gun came out of its slip

He shot the damn dog

and buried it out in the fog

And set off to make another long trip

 

He went to the fens and came home with a pup

In a wooly sort of blanket all wrapped up

It was dark when the sale was made

In the cold light of day

He heard a strange bleating affray

The southern buggers had only gone and sold him a tup :laugh::laugh:

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bob your a super tit. what gives you the right to slag of other breeders. if your dog didnt make the grade dot you think thats your fault not the breeder.

 

have a word with yourself , it's just a bit of fun :thumbs:

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