lurcherman 887 13,249 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Put some vinegar on it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,944 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 He hasn't replied on here for a few hours now, seems it was fatal then eh 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Double post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 You got drunk.passed out and next man wanked in both eyes maybe.was your eyes sticky? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 He hasn't replied on here for a few hours now, seems it was fatal then eh oh well never mind don't know the bloke anyways lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 A cup of tea and a sandwich and you'll be grand, grand. Just ask Mrs Doyle from Father Ted. Seriously, 2 paracetamol and a pint of water should clear things up. Ah go on, go on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,166 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I reckon its a case of Shitamatosis in conjunction with Penile Shaggers disease!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,583 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Maybe Turning into a zombie?? Edited March 31, 2015 by chid21 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 He hasn't replied on here for a few hours now, seems it was fatal then eh not quite..thou the other eye is now bloody shot...but little lines of veines all bloody and the other is hurting like feck! and a head ache down one side of my head that no amount of pharmaceuticals will fettal 70 traps in so i can go to the doctors tomorrow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'd be shitting myself doesn't sound good mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'd be shitting myself doesn't sound good mate. i am ime owed £1400 from diffrent farmers and only i know where my traps are! and if it is bad i might get sympathy sex every cloud and all that 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Get up the quacks ffs, i,d have been long gone... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,316 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Even I know they don't have baths in Perthshire. Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Likely conjunctivitis but if over 55 GCA is unlikely but ....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-cell_arteritis That’ll be £400 for the consultation and another £50 for the reply, I’m happy to take some traps from your estate if you die. Ps Go to doc you daft twit lol. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I would be thinking medical advice from a bunch of blokes who specialise in killing things probably is not the way forward PK ...in saying that it would be quick & humane .....just a thought .. Ps do you have a map of were you set your traps ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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