Worst Dog You Have Ever Owned

[CRAZYHORSE 2,647]

worst dog I owned, used to do 6 out of 6 every weds and sunday on the fens, then one day he piped a hare so he had to go.

[Dead Eyes 681]

I've had two shitters. Jack Russel and a Springer

 

Tiny was a stupid thing and once killed dad's breeding stock of snake food. Never found a single body. He would also bark at shadows. Funny, right? Nope. It's not!!!

 

Look around you... How many shadows can you see right now?

 

He had a smiley face marking on his back though - which was all that mattered to me as a kid

 

He also used to jump outta the car window doing 40 for no reason whatsoever. Should have bought a Subaru I suppose...

 

 

 

The springer was stupid. Nice nature, from what I remember but just dumb.

 

Was useless for a gun dog so my Da got rid of him to my aunties for just killing rats and whatnot on the yard - supposedly the best ratter they've ever had as it goes

 

He hated bikes for some reason and used to chase people riding them, barking and attacking the bike. So dad eventually taught him not to do it.

 

Problem was, in time he graduated to lorries and didn't manage that too well.

 

 

I think it's called Darwinism

[foresterj 1,096]

 

TWAT, think Dory off Finding Nemo, its catastrophes are too long to list.