MoChara 1,632 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought my pigs had it a while back, they live beside the big dogs. So had vet out in a flash, pigs were iffy so got treated anyways, dogs fine goat fine all good. Now these get a belly rub everyday from no other than myself, got a rash on my hand Thought rights that's it I'm crawling Anyway you know what the rash was.? We'll mind I'd dry hands and I used some of your lot ideas to fix it.? Yeah we'll I had done the skin on the back of my hand in and ended up having ALLERGIC reaction to...... THE BLOODY SUN. Thanks for that guys, you fixed the chapped hands and now I'm allergic to the sun Assholes! Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres And bedx anal glands are easily learnt to do yourself - save you a few quid at that vet of yours I don't have my anal glands done at the vet ! Think that was someone else, though weirdly I had a look at some Beddy X Whippet pups this afternoon.........spooky ! you oul git ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought my pigs had it a while back, they live beside the big dogs. So had vet out in a flash, pigs were iffy so got treated anyways, dogs fine goat fine all good. Now these get a belly rub everyday from no other than myself, got a rash on my hand Thought rights that's it I'm crawling Anyway you know what the rash was.? We'll mind I'd dry hands and I used some of your lot ideas to fix it.? Yeah we'll I had done the skin on the back of my hand in and ended up having ALLERGIC reaction to...... THE BLOODY SUN. Thanks for that guys, you fixed the chapped hands and now I'm allergic to the sun Assholes! Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres Ffs have you seen the price of conifers if you want ones of a certain size .. though my place does 2 1/2 foot castlewellan golds for £3.99 or 10 for £35 ......so in other words you want me to buy the fecking things off you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought my pigs had it a while back, they live beside the big dogs. So had vet out in a flash, pigs were iffy so got treated anyways, dogs fine goat fine all good. Now these get a belly rub everyday from no other than myself, got a rash on my hand Thought rights that's it I'm crawling Anyway you know what the rash was.? We'll mind I'd dry hands and I used some of your lot ideas to fix it.? Yeah we'll I had done the skin on the back of my hand in and ended up having ALLERGIC reaction to...... THE BLOODY SUN. Thanks for that guys, you fixed the chapped hands and now I'm allergic to the sun Assholes! Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres And bedx anal glands are easily learnt to do yourself - save you a few quid at that vet of yours I don't have my anal glands done at the vet ! Think that was someone else, though weirdly I had a look at some Beddy X Whippet pups this afternoon.........spooky ! you oul git ! I might be getting on Mo, but I promise you won't get a rash if you rub my belly ! (Form an orderly queue to reply to that one !) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,677 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought my pigs had it a while back, they live beside the big dogs. So had vet out in a flash, pigs were iffy so got treated anyways, dogs fine goat fine all good. Now these get a belly rub everyday from no other than myself, got a rash on my hand Thought rights that's it I'm crawling Anyway you know what the rash was.? We'll mind I'd dry hands and I used some of your lot ideas to fix it.? Yeah we'll I had done the skin on the back of my hand in and ended up having ALLERGIC reaction to...... THE BLOODY SUN. Thanks for that guys, you fixed the chapped hands and now I'm allergic to the sun Assholes! Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres Ffs have you seen the price of conifers if you want ones of a certain size .. though my place does 2 1/2 foot castlewellan golds for £3.99 or 10 for £35 ......so in other words you want me to buy the fecking things off you well my work do good deals on different hedging plants to some quick growing ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) I thought my pigs had it a while back, they live beside the big dogs. So had vet out in a flash, pigs were iffy so got treated anyways, dogs fine goat fine all good. Now these get a belly rub everyday from no other than myself, got a rash on my hand Thought rights that's it I'm crawling Anyway you know what the rash was.? We'll mind I'd dry hands and I used some of your lot ideas to fix it.? Yeah we'll I had done the skin on the back of my hand in and ended up having ALLERGIC reaction to...... THE BLOODY SUN. Thanks for that guys, you fixed the chapped hands and now I'm allergic to the sun Assholes! Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres Ffs have you seen the price of conifers if you want ones of a certain size .. though my place does 2 1/2 foot castlewellan golds for £3.99 or 10 for £35 ......so in other words you want me to buy the fecking things off you well my work do good deals on different hedging plants to some quick growing ones "Quick growing ones..." - a likely tale ! You say it's what, officer ? I didn't know it was illegal - isn't it still a class C ? But I only grow it for medicinal purposes, officer. What are you doing with those rubber gloves....." Edited May 29, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Bloody two of yous - between conifers and the crawlies I just don't know what the decks going on Buggers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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