MoChara 1,632 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged two fucks for a penny, For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many There was an old Irish mick whose cum was exceedingly thick He could squeeze it out And spray it about But it stuck to the end of his dick. There once was a hermit named Dave Who Kept a dead whore in his cave She was missing a tit She smelled like shit But think of the money he saved There was an old woman from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour Her tits were a-flower And her arse was covered with weeds 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There was a young lady from Eeling Who had a peculiar feeling So she laid on her back Opened her crack And peed all over the ceiling There was a young girl called Denise Whose pubes grew down to her knees So the crabs got together To knit her a sweater So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze. There was a young man from Brighton Who said to his girl "Your'e a tight 'un!" She said "Pardon my soul But you're in the wrong hole There's plenty of room in the right one!" There was a young maid from Madras Who possessed an incredible ass Not rounded or pink As you probably think It was grey had long ears and ate grass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skull Hooker 185 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There was a young preacher called Bings Who spoke of religious things. His secret desire was a boy in the choir With an arse like a jelly on springs There was a young woman called Jill tried a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille ! There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose wife had a ..............maybe not ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 On 17/03/2015 at 11:18, MoChara said: There was a young whore from Kilkenny,Who charged two fucks for a penny, For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many. And I thought I was acquainted with such a demure young lady ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ah now it's a one off blackbriar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,583 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 On 17/03/2015 at 15:00, Blackbriar said: On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille Thats Not a limerick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There was an old woman from Madrid, she claimed she'd never been rid, along came an Italian with balls like a stallion, and rid her like Billy the kid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There was a man from Kildare Who was shagging a girl on the stair The banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) On 17/03/2015 at 17:14, chid21 said: On 17/03/2015 at 15:00, Blackbriar said: On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille Thats Not a limerick Post removed....... Edited March 17, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) On 17/03/2015 at 18:48, Blackbriar said: On 17/03/2015 at 17:14, chid21 said: On 17/03/2015 at 15:00, Blackbriar said: On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille Thats Not a limerick You're right - I've just seen it. Apologies ! Should be a new line after "behind". I'll go to the bottom of the class........ Edited March 17, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 There once was a man from china Who wasn't a very good climber He slipped on a rock which chopped off his cock And now he's got a vagina Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 The Cuckoo sits in the tall green grass. It’s wings folded tightly, it’s beak up its ass. Now in this position it can only say twit. For it’s hard to say cuckoo with a beak full of $hit. Anon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,583 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 On 17/03/2015 at 19:02, tiercel said: The Cuckoo sits in the tall green grass. Its wings folded tightly, its beak up its ass. Now in this position it can only say twit. For its hard to say cuckoo with a beak full of $hit. Anon That's not a limerick either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Headline!! Chid turns limerick nazi Messing, You must have a few good ones tho chid get them up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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