fireman 10,995 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Were just a experiment in the back of a class room in a test tube,we've all seen ant farms and wormeries when we were at school,well were just the same and our universe is a A level exam piece for a very big alien... true it is i tell ya all it's true .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 No one knows for sure but my theory is There is no God and the entire universe is contained inside a mole on the end of a Aliens knob Need to keep an eye on moles ....if they turn black you can have a problem ...if you now the alien give him the heads up .. Its a she but ill mention it in my prayer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Oh gawwwwwd. Que quarter bull Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 3,016 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Aye but how can he know if he wasn't born or made Born or made is an act of creation. Creation happens to be one of Gods hobbies. That and looking after drunks, and fools. Which I'm grateful for. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,146 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Nobody, it is all a figment of people's imaginations. maybe so. i aint religious at all but i found myself begging him not to let me die when i thought my time was coming to a end at 27 years old. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Like I said I'm not religious, I believe what science has proven and what I see as logical and believable!! Genuinely not starting to try and cause a shit storm lol But if I'm honest is being inside a mole on the end of an aliens penis (who the feck has a mole on their Corey ffs ??) or some crazy science experiment for aliens would actually seem more credible than what most religions would have us believe... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 These gods(choose any) have helped find more car keys and score more touchdowns in America than they have saved children with bone cancer. For me I'll stick with what I know thank you very much...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ikea 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Makes sense reaper...... There's always a few screws left over with ikea stuff. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 god has cured millions of people of cancer,disabilities,learning difficulties,you name it. but not amputees,he thinks they all deserve it,apparently. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Afternoon. Thought something was missing today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,470 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Its ironic really how much shit this country of ours gets itself into poking our nose into stuff thats nothing to do with us.....a lad asks a perfectly straight forward question and the only people answering it supposedly have no interest but just see it as a quick opportunity to get in and take the piss !......maybe if folk concentrated on their own lives a bit more instead of looking for trouble in things they,re not even interested in we wouldnt have walked so many of our soldiers into other peoples problems ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Its ironic really how much shit this country of ours gets itself into poking our nose into stuff thats nothing to do with us.....a lad asks a perfectly straight forward question and the only people answering it supposedly have no interest but just see it as a quick opportunity to get in and take the piss !......maybe if folk concentrated on their own lives a bit more instead of looking for trouble in things they,re not even interested in we wouldnt have walked so many of our soldiers into other peoples problems ! Get what your saying gnash, but us as a nation? we the people didn't send soldiers anywhere......it was politicians & business men.....& some leaders with so-called Christian values...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Its ironic really how much shit this country of ours gets itself into poking our nose into stuff thats nothing to do with us.....a lad asks a perfectly straight forward question and the only people answering it supposedly have no interest but just see it as a quick opportunity to get in and take the piss !......maybe if folk concentrated on their own lives a bit more instead of looking for trouble in things they,re not even interested in we wouldnt have walked so many of our soldiers into other peoples problems ! Time to step away from the keyboard Gnash if something on the internet is rattling your jimmies. I've asked the same question numerous times on these types of threads and not go a definitive answer so I'm interested to hear the explanation, besides there is a big difference between a bit of banter and declaring war and as far I am aware a war was never declared due to anything I believe in. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Religious people have no sense of humour No one knows the answer so even piss take one are possibly correct Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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