Do The Police Tell Lies

[The one 8,460]

Working in security I deal with the police nearly all the time and most are arseholes thinking that the world owes them a handshake and a big thank you in fact one shift is nearly made up of ex plod earring a bit of cash till there retirement age and they never loose the arogence

[bobcullen79 1,495]

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, ok, well if we`re resorting to name calling... Your a grass by the sounds of it, and or a f***ing pussy. Sort your own affairs out will ya. Leave them poor police men alone.. I admit, I`m far from well educated, not that its got f**k all to do with you, but if it gives you the higher moral ground I got kicked out of school at 12 so sleep well tonight knowing your right... Jog the f**k on!

So its my fault im better educated than a fecking retard?,calling somebody a grass is easy from the confines of a keyboard,your lack of education and your evil uncle Ernie is feck all to do with me mucker,move on.

 

Your the one who sleeps with the phone. Who said it was your fault by the way? And you might be better educated, but I`m far from daft.

Move on... just the reaction from someone who has the power of a badge... And if your suggesting I was touched up by an uncle, you`d probably know more about that than me. For once.

 

I had some dodgy uncles,none of which where plod,the only badge ive been adorned with was a prefect one,the mother superior,Catholic school,believed the responsibility would serve me well and make me more sensible and mature,it lasted a week before she realised her mistake.

 

Dodgy uncles, mother superior, catholic school, I bet youve got well a slack ring. No wonder you sleep with the phone, bless.

 

My catholic upbringing learnt me the art of running fast,ive instilled that into my lurcher breeding,to date nobody as caught one of my mutts and roggered it,to my knowledge,some dodgy twats in keighley though and the lads i know from Bradford,Paul,Fat Mark and Dean,ive seen their wifes,a good looking Deerhoundy may twirk their attention.

 

Thats it make light of it. (back peddling Where I Come From)

Tell me, if your so right, why hasnt no one agreed with you? Lack of likes says it all. Youve got your head in the clouds or your arse,(maybe tending wounds?)

Go sit your sore arse on the mat,next to the fire with the phone, heartbeat is on shortly. Theres a good lad.

[morton 5,368]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, ok, well if we`re resorting to name calling... Your a grass by the sounds of it, and or a f***ing pussy. Sort your own affairs out will ya. Leave them poor police men alone.. I admit, I`m far from well educated, not that its got f**k all to do with you, but if it gives you the higher moral ground I got kicked out of school at 12 so sleep well tonight knowing your right... Jog the f**k on!

So its my fault im better educated than a fecking retard?,calling somebody a grass is easy from the confines of a keyboard,your lack of education and your evil uncle Ernie is feck all to do with me mucker,move on.

 

Your the one who sleeps with the phone. Who said it was your fault by the way? And you might be better educated, but I`m far from daft.

Move on... just the reaction from someone who has the power of a badge... And if your suggesting I was touched up by an uncle, you`d probably know more about that than me. For once.

 

I had some dodgy uncles,none of which where plod,the only badge ive been adorned with was a prefect one,the mother superior,Catholic school,believed the responsibility would serve me well and make me more sensible and mature,it lasted a week before she realised her mistake.

 

Dodgy uncles, mother superior, catholic school, I bet youve got well a slack ring. No wonder you sleep with the phone, bless.

 

My catholic upbringing learnt me the art of running fast,ive instilled that into my lurcher breeding,to date nobody as caught one of my mutts and roggered it,to my knowledge,some dodgy twats in keighley though and the lads i know from Bradford,Paul,Fat Mark and Dean,ive seen their wifes,a good looking Deerhoundy may twirk their attention.

 

Thats it make light of it. (back peddling Where I Come From)

Tell me, if your so right, why hasnt no one agreed with you? Lack of likes says it all. Youve got your head in the clouds or your arse,(maybe tending wounds?)

Go sit your sore arse on the mat,next to the fire with the phone, heartbeat is on shortly. Theres a good lad.

 

Im to fat and lazy to peddle backwards.

[bobcullen79 1,495]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, ok, well if we`re resorting to name calling... Your a grass by the sounds of it, and or a f***ing pussy. Sort your own affairs out will ya. Leave them poor police men alone.. I admit, I`m far from well educated, not that its got f**k all to do with you, but if it gives you the higher moral ground I got kicked out of school at 12 so sleep well tonight knowing your right... Jog the f**k on!

So its my fault im better educated than a fecking retard?,calling somebody a grass is easy from the confines of a keyboard,your lack of education and your evil uncle Ernie is feck all to do with me mucker,move on.

 

Your the one who sleeps with the phone. Who said it was your fault by the way? And you might be better educated, but I`m far from daft.

Move on... just the reaction from someone who has the power of a badge... And if your suggesting I was touched up by an uncle, you`d probably know more about that than me. For once.

 

I had some dodgy uncles,none of which where plod,the only badge ive been adorned with was a prefect one,the mother superior,Catholic school,believed the responsibility would serve me well and make me more sensible and mature,it lasted a week before she realised her mistake.

 

Dodgy uncles, mother superior, catholic school, I bet youve got well a slack ring. No wonder you sleep with the phone, bless.

 

My catholic upbringing learnt me the art of running fast,ive instilled that into my lurcher breeding,to date nobody as caught one of my mutts and roggered it,to my knowledge,some dodgy twats in keighley though and the lads i know from Bradford,Paul,Fat Mark and Dean,ive seen their wifes,a good looking Deerhoundy may twirk their attention.

 

Thats it make light of it. (back peddling Where I Come From)

Tell me, if your so right, why hasnt no one agreed with you? Lack of likes says it all. Youve got your head in the clouds or your arse,(maybe tending wounds?)

Go sit your sore arse on the mat,next to the fire with the phone, heartbeat is on shortly. Theres a good lad.

 

Im to fat and lazy to peddle backwards.

 

Nice to know. Your well helping build up a mental picture. I bet you got a bright orange cock from watching porn and eating wotsits constantly.

[neems 2,406]

i can see why some people hate them,they enforce stupid laws that have nothing to do with them and hurt no-one.

 

i've called them on the RSPCA and to report a couple of people who i knew where going to report me (one when a lab attacked my lurcher last year and i knocked it out,he seen me as i was leaving the house a while later and he told me he was gonna call them),in case it went to court.

 

i think both have saved me a lot of hassle.

[morton 5,368]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, ok, well if we`re resorting to name calling... Your a grass by the sounds of it, and or a f***ing pussy. Sort your own affairs out will ya. Leave them poor police men alone.. I admit, I`m far from well educated, not that its got f**k all to do with you, but if it gives you the higher moral ground I got kicked out of school at 12 so sleep well tonight knowing your right... Jog the f**k on!

So its my fault im better educated than a fecking retard?,calling somebody a grass is easy from the confines of a keyboard,your lack of education and your evil uncle Ernie is feck all to do with me mucker,move on.

 

Your the one who sleeps with the phone. Who said it was your fault by the way? And you might be better educated, but I`m far from daft.

Move on... just the reaction from someone who has the power of a badge... And if your suggesting I was touched up by an uncle, you`d probably know more about that than me. For once.

 

I had some dodgy uncles,none of which where plod,the only badge ive been adorned with was a prefect one,the mother superior,Catholic school,believed the responsibility would serve me well and make me more sensible and mature,it lasted a week before she realised her mistake.

 

Dodgy uncles, mother superior, catholic school, I bet youve got well a slack ring. No wonder you sleep with the phone, bless.

 

My catholic upbringing learnt me the art of running fast,ive instilled that into my lurcher breeding,to date nobody as caught one of my mutts and roggered it,to my knowledge,some dodgy twats in keighley though and the lads i know from Bradford,Paul,Fat Mark and Dean,ive seen their wifes,a good looking Deerhoundy may twirk their attention.

 

Thats it make light of it. (back peddling Where I Come From)

Tell me, if your so right, why hasnt no one agreed with you? Lack of likes says it all. Youve got your head in the clouds or your arse,(maybe tending wounds?)

Go sit your sore arse on the mat,next to the fire with the phone, heartbeat is on shortly. Theres a good lad.

 

Im to fat and lazy to peddle backwards.

 

Nice to know. Your well helping build up a mental picture. I bet you got a bright orange cock from watching porn and eating wotsits constantly.

 

And you are how old?,im all for a little light hearted banter and a little piss take,yet i cannot fathom the mentality of your immaturity,you come across as a teenager yet are possibly 30 years older.I do like Wotsits and Porn,as long as its Gay and once shagged a tangerine,twice.

[Fieldsporthunter 1,864]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, ok, well if we`re resorting to name calling... Your a grass by the sounds of it, and or a f***ing pussy. Sort your own affairs out will ya. Leave them poor police men alone.. I admit, I`m far from well educated, not that its got f**k all to do with you, but if it gives you the higher moral ground I got kicked out of school at 12 so sleep well tonight knowing your right... Jog the f**k on!

 

So its my fault im better educated than a fecking retard?,calling somebody a grass is easy from the confines of a keyboard,your lack of education and your evil uncle Ernie is feck all to do with me mucker,move on.

Your the one who sleeps with the phone. Who said it was your fault by the way? And you might be better educated, but I`m far from daft.

Move on... just the reaction from someone who has the power of a badge... And if your suggesting I was touched up by an uncle, you`d probably know more about that than me. For once.

I had some dodgy uncles,none of which where plod,the only badge ive been adorned with was a prefect one,the mother superior,Catholic school,believed the responsibility would serve me well and make me more sensible and mature,it lasted a week before she realised her mistake.

Dodgy uncles, mother superior, catholic school, I bet youve got well a slack ring. No wonder you sleep with the phone, bless.

My catholic upbringing learnt me the art of running fast,ive instilled that into my lurcher breeding,to date nobody as caught one of my mutts and roggered it,to my knowledge,some dodgy twats in keighley though and the lads i know from Bradford,Paul,Fat Mark and Dean,ive seen their wifes,a good looking Deerhoundy may twirk their attention.

Thats it make light of it. (back peddling Where I Come From)

Tell me, if your so right, why hasnt no one agreed with you? Lack of likes says it all. Youve got your head in the clouds or your arse,(maybe tending wounds?)

Go sit your sore arse on the mat,next to the fire with the phone, heartbeat is on shortly. Theres a good lad.

Im to fat and lazy to peddle backwards.

Nice to know. Your well helping build up a mental picture. I bet you got a bright orange cock from watching porn and eating wotsits constantly.

And you are how old?,im all for a little light hearted banter and a little piss take,yet i cannot fathom the mentality of your immaturity,you come across as a teenager yet are possibly 30 years older.I do like Wotsits and Porn,as long as its Gay and once shagged a tangerine,twice.

You weren't in medomsly detention centre where you? Bet your buzzing with the compen.

[Qbgrey 4,065]

Tell me, why would I ring them?

You get broken into, the deeds done, too late.

You get beat up, the deeds done, too late.

Your car gets done... See the pattern?

 

 

Dig a hole on the other hand...

So what if your daughter or close relative of 14 got raped,?.your young kid went missing?. Someone was turning over you nans home while she was home,?...you would not call the bill.grsssing and calling 999 for the above are totally different.I got records was Is my fault. Of course Edited March 8, 2015 by Qbgrey

[morton 5,368]

 

Tell me, why would I ring them?

You get broken into, the deeds done, too late.

You get beat up, the deeds done, too late.

Your car gets done... See the pattern?

 

 

Dig a hole on the other hand...

So what if your daughter or close relative of 14 got raped,?.your young kid went missing?. Someone was turning over you nans home while she was home,?...you would not call the bill.grsssing and calling 999 for the above are totally different.I got records was Is my fault. Of course

 

Q its impossible to educate the thickwads,part of their ignorance,which the majority of the fecking nuggets thrive on.

[Fieldsporthunter 1,864]

 

Tell me, why would I ring them?

You get broken into, the deeds done, too late.

You get beat up, the deeds done, too late.

Your car gets done... See the pattern?

 

 

Dig a hole on the other hand...

So what if your daughter or close relative of 14 got raped,?.your young kid went missing?. Someone was turning over you nans home while she was home,?...you would not call the bill.grsssing and calling 999 for the above are totally different.I got records was Is my fault. Of course

No way, never ever

[bobcullen79 1,495]

So just to be clear for the retards, which bit was light hearted and which bit was banter and what bits do you stand by(apart from the phone)

 

Do me a favour Qbrey, dont bring my family into it. I like to think I keep a stern watch over my girls, so it should never come to that and if it does it`ll be the old bills fault for not acting on knowledge they probably already have.

 

 

Morton give us an invite up with my dog, I want to see if your a c**t face to face.

[Qbgrey 4,065]

 

 

 

Tell me, why would I ring them?

You get broken into, the deeds done, too late.

You get beat up, the deeds done, too late.

Your car gets done... See the pattern?

 

 

Dig a hole on the other hand...

So what if your daughter or close relative of 14 got raped,?.your young kid went missing?. Someone was turning over you nans home while she was home,?...you would not call the bill.grsssing and calling 999 for the above are totally different.I got records was Is my fault. Of course

Q its impossible to educate the thickwads,part of their ignorance,which the majority of the fecking nuggets thrive on.

Its funny that no one never calls the old bill on these super tough council estates. But you'll see more coppers dealing with a drunk domestic on them than anywrre else.these people don't pay work so pay no tax but keep the old bill busy with petty shire when they could be dealing with something more serious.ie s young kid been ran over.a poor old gran half dead after being mugged.

[morton 5,368]

So just to be clear for the retards, which bit was light hearted and which bit was banter and what bits do you stand by(apart from the phone)

 

Do me a favour Qbrey, dont bring my family into it. I like to think I keep a stern watch over my girls, so it should never come to that and if it does it`ll be the old bills fault for not acting on knowledge they probably already have.

 

 

Morton give us an invite up with my dog, I want to see if your a c**t face to face.

Don,t throw threats out mucker,its the sign of a loser,take the banter on here with little regard and if you really need to flex your masculinity tread carefully,i do.

[bobcullen79 1,495]

 

So just to be clear for the retards, which bit was light hearted and which bit was banter and what bits do you stand by(apart from the phone)

 

Do me a favour Qbrey, dont bring my family into it. I like to think I keep a stern watch over my girls, so it should never come to that and if it does it`ll be the old bills fault for not acting on knowledge they probably already have.

 

 

Morton give us an invite up with my dog, I want to see if your a c**t face to face.

Don,t throw threats out mucker,its the sign of a loser,take the banter on here with little regard and if you really need to flex your masculinity tread carefully,i do.

 

 

Ok....It wasnt a threat, it was a genuine ask. Ive got no problems meeting anyone of here face to face. You was the one who called out the keyboard warriors. I just want a day out on pastures greener(literally).

[morton 5,368]

 

 

So just to be clear for the retards, which bit was light hearted and which bit was banter and what bits do you stand by(apart from the phone)

 

Do me a favour Qbrey, dont bring my family into it. I like to think I keep a stern watch over my girls, so it should never come to that and if it does it`ll be the old bills fault for not acting on knowledge they probably already have.

 

 

Morton give us an invite up with my dog, I want to see if your a c**t face to face.

Don,t throw threats out mucker,its the sign of a loser,take the banter on here with little regard and if you really need to flex your masculinity tread carefully,i do.

 

 

Ok....It wasnt a threat, it was a genuine ask. Ive got no problems meeting anyone of here face to face. He was the one who called out the keyboard warriors. I just want a day out on pastures greener(literally).

 

I don,t do pastures greener even literally,im all for a little light hearted scallywaggin,yet your not my sort and i don,t need to meet you to make you understand that,end of.