hutch6 550 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Sorry for the delay guys. Here's a decent one to pass the next couple of weeks, could provide some controversial ones but ultimately it'll hopefully produce some funnies. Enjoy!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
day worker 296 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 This'll be good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 So Abdul what's the biggest fish that you've ever caught ? Have you seen the jaws ? Yeah . Well about the same size as the box the DVD come in ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Mmmmmm, are they your daughters? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,993 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 "We have found if we leave a bit of neck on,it helps you hold the bait back in the currant " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 What does this two finger salute mean, all the natives keep doing it to me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 " Did you know that Arab scientists have developed a time travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages? " " Really? " " Yes, they are calling it Islam. " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 English guy :" How long have they been together ? " Arab : " Who ? " English guy : " Your eyebrows " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Arab : "Every time i have sex with a white woman i cry " English guy : " that would be the pepper spray " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Arab guy "don't look now but I've stuck my dagger through my penis." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 "I don't fancy yours much. No moustache." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 So I said to the girl "hey get in my cab and I will show you the sights around Rotherham"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Desertbred , do you think it was a good idea to turn up to the THL fishing comp dressed like that ? what if Socks has a flashback ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,885 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Arab, one day my friend this will all be ours, we will rule over you weak pathetic British, and what are you going to do about it? NOTHING. Now go cry to edd millipede Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,885 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Arab, hey mcfly, what did I tell you about parking my magic carpet at the waters edge before? Now it's heavier than an 80s duffle coat in a down pour. White man, sorry master, whilst thinking I wish I voted ukip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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