jacknife 2,005 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I make my pet Muslim stand on one leg and eat spiders 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunny tickler 876 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 go in a quiet room ,stick marvin gaye ,whats going on music cd on then just drift away ..job done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ok no it's no in it, dander in the dictionary means shedding of skin... F**k It's 'daunder' anyway......Dafty!!...lol over here it's dander, mo I know what you mean, good oul dander clears the mindsee this man gets it Jacknife - I just knew that touchy subject would come up lol. Bloody spiders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I make my pet Muslim stand on one leg and eat spiders FFS. I just burst out laughing at that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,410 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 After the third week in a row being ripped off by a ponceing employment agency sharpening an axe is having a calming affect . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,077 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roll a fat boy up and have a smoke mushroom taught me 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roll a fat boy up and have a smoke mushroom taught mesuppose it has to be said Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,077 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I was waiting for it lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I stop for a moment.....& remind myself how wonderful my life is......that normally works ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NOOK/ANNA 96 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I usually take the dog out a walk. if it's a really bad mood then have 15 mins at the punch bag. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Nine out of ten times lose me temper and smash something up that i have to mend the next day 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,858 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I make my pet Muslim stand on one leg and eat spiders FFS. I just burst out laughing at that. +2 , well when things go wrong like today just banged he fookin head in the dogs kennel (roof ) again its 5 ft 9-10in height iam touching 6ft , got to get this bloody thing sorted out quick . I walked in the house told the wife I burn the twat'n thing down next time i do that, feck the dogs lol , had cup of coffee , if it had been the night would have had can lager Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Last time a pig stood on my toe I divorced her , calmed me right down ..cost me a few quid though .. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,858 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Last time a pig stood on my toe I divorced her , calmed me right down ..cost me a few quid though .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lid 194 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 12 pints of cider works for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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