Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Shoulda got her a chainsaw mate 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,082 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 I had a cracking day, just me a beach towel, baby oil and redtube...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 anyone else go see 50 shades? I was dreading it but it was pretty good! Well worth a watch, took her home n tied her up to f**k!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 I had a cracking day, just me a beach towel, baby oil and redtube...... Start with a finger or two dude before you go for the whole fist lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 anyone else go see 50 shades? I was dreading it but it was pretty good! Well worth a watch, took her home n tied her up to f**k!!i didn't know rather to go see it or not, heard it was no we're near as good as the book but sure that's always the way! But going to have to watch it sometime but no bugger wants to go with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 well it seems ime the most romantic member of thl! a bunch of snowdrops on the table...a BIG bunch of roses with all the trimmings hidden in the lounge with a sickly sweet card....then a dozen roses hidden singularly around the farm. she has been finding them all morning and her face is a picture every time she finds one we can all play the big hunting man thing but still for one day a year its bloody important to show her what she means after all she puts up with! dogs smell dead things and me wandering off at all hours of night. and for the £60 it cost me seeing her face at 6am with a handfull of flowers was money bloody well spent ok no im jealous now himselfs in bed after work and ive been out fed animals... coffee then back out to muck out the pig's..... ohhh so romantic here scratch that...i was up at fecking 5...fed mucked out 17 hourses fed 13 donkeys and fed cleaned and excercised 40 hounds and the rest of her dogsgave work the shove and spent all day with her helping out....spent all evening rubbing bloody feet and back....i never even got my card of her and she went to bed at 9 and went to sleep balls to valentines day...i should have out that money to the "importing a Irish harrier" fund! now see that's what you get for your effort lol. I wanted a donkey, ended up with a goat :laugh : Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,721 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 anyone else go see 50 shades? I was dreading it but it was pretty good! Well worth a watch, took her home n tied her up to f**k!!i didn't know rather to go see it or not, heard it was no we're near as good as the book but sure that's always the way!But going to have to watch it sometime but no bugger wants to go with why not just go for a top shelf magazine? A dirty movie and women seem to be the most viewers????? Just stick red tube on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Nah feck that I like a good story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,721 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Lolololol, you must be a fantasist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,082 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 anyone else go see 50 shades? I was dreading it but it was pretty good! Well worth a watch, took her home n tied her up to f**k!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WILF 46,549 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 When she read the book it wound up costing me £150,000 in rearing fees for my 4th child so I was f****d if I will let her go and watch the film.......wonder if I could claim damages ? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,721 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 When she read the book it wound up costing me £150,000 in rearing fees for my 4th child so I was f****d if I will let her go and watch the film.......wonder if I could claim damages ? Loldo her in the stink, no bambinos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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