Lenmcharristar 9,617 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Lolololol, suppose ya would be, but after a while Id guess ya never suffer with constipation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Lolololol, suppose ya would be, but after a while Id guess ya never suffer with constipation Who said I'm the sponge?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ive a fallen tree in the garden thats been down for about 3 weeks that needs sorted tommorow and ive took overtime in the morning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I bought my missus a brand new Stihl 170 chainsaw with a 12" bar as it`s less unwieldy than mine. I also got her her own face protector and ear muffs. I`m at work, so she can spend a lovely valentines day logging a pile of Ash limbs that I left in the driveway last week,, thinking about how sweet I am while she does it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I'm playing golf then a few beers with the lads 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Rake aboot you could maybe send her up with that nee chsinsaw to cut up that tree at my bit n i can get to the oub after my shift Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Hahaha she wouldn`t even let me bugger aff to the pub mate so yeh`ve nae chance. She has been a busy bee with it though. Today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 694 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Wife's birthday in January = sex Valentines in February = sex My birthday in March = sex The other 9 months doesn't half drag. you forgot xmas mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Hahaha she wouldn`t even let me bugger aff to the pub mate so yeh`ve nae chance. She has been a busy bee with it though. Today. bloody hell mate she's a dab hand with that chain saw, she's even cut some planks 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz6br 193 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ferreting then a big fat takeaway in front of the log burner with the mrs and relax Gaz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,438 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 And you still not got her to sweep up after herself,tut tut,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,790 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Hahaha she wouldn`t even let me bugger aff to the pub mate so yeh`ve nae chance. She has been a busy bee with it though. Today. bloody hell mate she's a dab hand with that chain saw, she's even cut some planks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,617 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Rake, the 1980s will be knocking your door looking for that camper back lol, you have her well trained Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greengrass 201 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 It's got to be a nice out with the wifey surely, what's it cost ? Let's say -100 quid for a bit of peace and quiet, got to be money well spent methinks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomburras 2,729 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Well I had a surprise early set off day at the seaside planned. I have just got up and turned the light on and said "surprise!" We're off to the seaside! Turn the fuc**ng light off was her reply. Now I'm just sat on sofa now with a cup of tea listening to the birds singing and thinking of plan B lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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