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hi i got some permission that the farmer keeps asking me if i can sort out his mole problem.so what i am asking is there any mole catchers in kent that is willing to show me how to catch moles please i am willing to do the donkey aka carrying and digging as it something i would like to try

thank you stephen

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Get a book - apparently there's a 'great' one to read that tells you everything ...

What about the painful five year apprenticeship as a "Prospect" mole-catcher to a satanic master, the obligatory all-night skinning sessions and dark rituals dedicated to the spade -handed God refered to, in hushed tones, as Talpus the Magnificent ?

Worse: the degradation of Lady's Night at the Mole-catcher's Lodge; when the tyro is forced to writhe to the point of exhaustion while wearing a velvet boiler-suit and rubber hands for the entertainment of absinthe-crazed women.

There are books as well. For me one from the 70's by a well known Shooting and horror story author trumps the later offering from A N Expert.

I read them years after teaching myself how to catch moles . That's right; taught my myself. No way was I going to offer myself as the plaything of the Grand Lobworm of the West Sussex chapter of the Guild of Mole-Botherers just to learn how to set a few traps!

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