RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I tend to avoid fighting these days. Too old, and I'd probably get sent down knowing my luck. Saying that, I've had a few good ones and a few where I've had my arse kicked. I've gone toe to toe with a brute about 6ft 7 and both kicked hell out of each other into a stalemate. Police came and said they'd been watching it on CCTV lol. Should have charged pay per view lol. But then a skinny b*****d who did some form of kick boxing gave me the kicking of my life once upon a time when I was 15 completely unprovoked. 'Someone' caught up with him the next week though and nearly killed him, funnily enough he went quiet after that... Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 My mate is allergic to fighting, He comes out in cuts and bruises 3 Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,872 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 My mate is allergic to fighting, He comes out in cuts and bruises Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 There's usually only to hits in any fights I have someone hittinge and me hitting the floor Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,563 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 This thread reminds me of my youth,someone used to say my dads was bit of a boxer,so used to respond what was your mother a collie,always went down well. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,687 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 1 tried to hit me about a month ago i covered and took it on the elbow which shattered his whole hand and wrist lol Local Rabbi ? Lol 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Honestly some of the stuff in here is so wild. I'm actually convinced the folk making these stories up believe them. It's like saying " I skied UP Mount Everest" the next poster has to go one better " I know I saw you" . Some wild imagination on ere. Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 1 tried to hit me about a month ago i covered and took it on the elbow which shattered his whole hand and wrist lol Local Rabbi ? Lol possibly,i hear in an unrelated incident someone broke his jaw and cheek bone. so he'll struggle to chew on them foreskins for a while yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,734 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Honestly some of the stuff in here is so wild. I'm actually convinced the folk making these stories up believe them. It's like saying " I skied UP Mount Everest" the next poster has to go one better " I know I saw you" . Some wild imagination on ere.i did it blind folded with both legs tied behind my back whilst knobing Kylie minogue Edited January 31, 2015 by Lenmcharristar 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Honestly some of the stuff in here is so wild. I'm actually convinced the folk making these stories up believe them. It's like saying " I skied UP Mount Everest" the next poster has to go one better " I know I saw you" . Some wild imagination on ere.i did it blind folded with both legs tied behind my back whilst knobing Kyle minogue Before or after you beat the full young team for calling your missus a slag , using a drain pipe you ripped from the wall outside the chippy then held all 26 of them down till old bill came haha 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,734 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Whilst doing my homework Link to post Share on other sites
the goat 642 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Bird you must be Hugh hefner X bbrock lesnar. Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Well my dads bigger than your dad!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 There's usually only to hits in any fights I have someone hittinge and me hitting the floorthought the saying was three hits,him hitting you,you hitting the floor,and the ambulance hitting 60 lol Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 There's usually only to hits in any fights I have someone hittinge and me hitting the floorthought the saying was three hits,him hitting you,you hitting the floor,and the ambulance hitting 60 lol I never remember the third hit 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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