Chid 6,586 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 But that ain't a punch up BigLurks man Poking ' Gauging eyes' Biteing is no good in my book in a fair fight Unless your getting kicked to fook mob handed Or some real nasty bully types going to do you serious damage Or life or death scenarios Prob eyen then I wouldn't resort to Biteing ? Might go for the eyes or balls ? Max there are no rules in a scrap mate ... I will do whatever it takes to put you down ... Punch kick headbut elbows knees bite gouge snap your bones whatever ...until I am sure you ain't getting back up I ain't stopping ... It's you or me and I don't want to be the one on the floor at the end ....... Arh the noble art called ken fu 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,586 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Biteing Not for me. Max I would happily chew your face off if I needed to win a fight lol ..... would you use a weapon ie Brocken bottle or knife to win a fight , where do you draw the line ? i would if i thought my life depended on it ..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Biteing Not for me. Max I would happily chew your face off if I needed to win a fight lol ..... would you use a weapon ie Brocken bottle or knife to win a fight , where do you draw the line ? i would if i thought my life depended on it ..... Throwing acid in their faces!..........now there's a proper way to win a fight & it tends to stop the biters..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,495 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Throwing acid in their faces!.............. Ahh the good old "Muslim Divorce" as we call it round these parts !! Lol lol 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Throwing acid in their faces!.............. Ahh the good old "Muslim Divorce" as we call it round these parts !! Lol lol 11 pages before the word Muslim was mentioned!......almost a record for the general section lol 7 Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 i was bit on the nose by a dwarf once and he pulled a chunk of hair out , a proper nasty little fellah 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Like they used to say in the cowboy films, there is always a faster gun! As you get older you slow down and tend to think too much and by then its too late! Too much to lose these days, licences, house, weans, permissions etc etc I tend to stay away from bother these days.....not worth it.... BUT if someone came into the house.....then it would be bets off....for those of you who fancy it, there is a skinning knife taped under my side of the bed, first intruder in will be standing in a pool of intestines.... Told one of my mates about it and he was appalled, until the rest of the lads round the table fessed up and each one of us, bar this lad, had a tool stashed close to their wanking chariot....you could see him starting to think, I am the nutter cos I dont have a weapon!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,495 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ETqncRvQHWk 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,266 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 i was bit on the nose by a dwarf once and he pulled a chunk of hair out , a proper nasty little fellah Welsh accent? Link to post Share on other sites
Silversnake 1,099 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I don't know if I would bite or eye gouge if it went that far, I imagine I would, but I know the finest feelings I have felt is feeling someone quit or 'Jack' as you poms would say when I have not started or wanted trouble. It is a shame that life provides lows equal to the highs. It would be nice to be indestructible... Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Like they used to say in the cowboy films, there is always a faster gun! As you get older you slow down and tend to think too much and by then its too late! Too much to lose these days, licences, house, weans, permissions etc etc I tend to stay away from bother these days.....not worth it.... BUT if someone came into the house.....then it would be bets off....for those of you who fancy it, there is a skinning knife taped under my side of the bed, first intruder in will be standing in a pool of intestines.... Told one of my mates about it and he was appalled, until the rest of the lads round the table fessed up and each one of us, bar this lad, had a tool stashed close to their wanking chariot....you could see him starting to think, I am the nutter cos I dont have a weapon!
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