the goat 642 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Don't ever feck with Ross or bunny tickler. Animals. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Bout a month ago. Road rage incident.. Wanker cut me up then slammed on when I beeped him and then continued to stomp on his breaks occasionally. Then when I tried to return the favour he wouldnt let me pass and nearly ran me into oncoming traffic. So as we approach the next round about, the traffic stalling for 40/50 seconds at a time, I dived out my motor the second time we stopped, opened mushtys door and it was some fairly big bald cnut. First thought was "Fukc", second thought was "fukc it, Im here now". I was so angry, all I could manage was, "you cnut, you cnut ect ect" as I was feeding him, when all of a sudden, he grabbed my left arm with both hands and chomped down on it Fooking bit straight through my hoodie. After breaking away I got back in the car and seen him mooching in his passenger footwell, thinking he was looking for a tool, I dived out again and asked if he wanted a square go, he said no, he was phoning the old bill. At which point I got in my car and he was driving really slow as to stall me, next right turn I done a U turn and was on my way. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,916 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Can remember it well..... I had a scrap with the local bully, he was knocking the living daylights out of me, he says.. "Have you had enough yet?" I reply.. "I don't know it's my first fight!" like it, never bothered that much when I was younger, all I wanted to was have good drink , and try walk bit of skirt home from a the boozer or night club. I somehow never really got any agro when out, and it was like that just before I met me wife of 30 years. But there was only one bloke who took a big dislike to me in all that time ,was one night at night club in W-ton,this bloke was tall a good 6ft 6 in as iam just touching 6ft , well when were all dancing on the floor or what ever you called it lol , he danced like if was like them bloody big crane birds, his legs seem to come up under his ears . well I just thought it looked funny lol, anyway he gave all the come outside shit I kick your face in lol. so out we go , I walked up to him went to throw a punch and boot him, fook me he was jumping all about like massive grass hopper ,lol I couldn't hit him I was just laughing so much , somebody said leave it in case the cops come . I did have knock with bloke where I worked once , we had go after we finished work, I hit him fast only 2 punches in the face he didn't want anymore , so that's it really nothing compared to young blokes of today ,them see to have scrap every time they go to boozer or night club 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I,m a shithouse 5 Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 fighting is a spectator sport when you get older by feck you cant take the knocks the same had a run in a while back in the local with a loud mouth but it was his answer that stunned me listen old lad i dont get any pleasure out of sparking a old un im only in my fortys Link to post Share on other sites
Dunkanon 380 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Ran with a rough crowd when I was younger, we would fight all the time..with everyone and anyone around town, and amongst ourselves..fckin idiots when I think back. Turned my back on the whole scene about 16/17yrs yrs back which was when I also had my last fight..with my own bloody brother!...wasnt out first encounter and we had fought plenty harder and nastier than that on many previous occasions but after that last battle the whole thing sickened me. I just thought fck this...relocated and got more into the dogs than I had been....I like to think that now Im a pacifist, but sometimes you just come across people that really do deserve a good hiding...ha ha....the hard bit is laughing it off and walking away. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
bwfc 164 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWX-pgJwKM 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,943 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Raped a guy last night for being black, brown, asian, with a touch of Fijian in him possibly a muslimchristian hybrid as well...... Oh yeah he's welsh also Took it to him Link to post Share on other sites
rodp 316 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Bout a month ago. Road rage incident.. Wanker cut me up then slammed on when I beeped him and then continued to stomp on his breaks occasionally. Then when I tried to return the favour he wouldnt let me pass and nearly ran me into oncoming traffic. So as we approach the next round about, the traffic stalling for 40/50 seconds at a time, I dived out my motor the second time we stopped, opened mushtys door and it was some fairly big bald cnut. First thought was "Fukc", second thought was "fukc it, Im here now". I was so angry, all I could manage was, "you cnut, you cnut ect ect" as I was feeding him, when all of a sudden, he grabbed my left arm with both hands and chomped down on it Fooking bit straight through my hoodie. After breaking away I got back in the car and seen him mooching in his passenger footwell, thinking he was looking for a tool, I dived out again and asked if he wanted a square go, he said no, he was phoning the old bill. At which point I got in my car and he was driving really slow as to stall me, next right turn I done a U turn and was on my way. This is what they do now, start it and when they lose they phone the cops and get you done. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 guns here now....dont know if its a throw back till the troubles or what .. Link to post Share on other sites
rodp 316 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 fighting is a spectator sport when you get older by feck you cant take the knocks the same had a run in a while back in the local with a loud mouth but it was his answer that stunned me listen old lad i dont get any pleasure out of sparking a old un im only in my fortys You're right there, too old for it now.. I know a lot of showmen as personal friends, known them most my life. The younger ones (20's / 30's) can be good to watch. One lad, a mate of my sons (showman) is 6'7" and can drop folk like there's no tomorrow His elder brother (40's and only 6'5") was bare knuckle champ, he can still look after himself Link to post Share on other sites
NOOK/ANNA 96 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Out with the mates a few years back now. Bit of commotion in a nightclub. Well long story short I end up on wrong side of door when all gets separated. Find myself outside with this bunch of lads. Mate said all they could see was the tattoo on my back with the fists flying lo. Musta got lucky that night as all I ended up with was a few scratches. Place ended up bedlam, making the morning news. Getting bit old but honestly miss it a bit sometimes, just to see if can walk the walk still. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerky 133 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 At the end of the day we all think we can fight when we are at home or in company of men that cant (haha) but can we/you? And do you want to? Should you? is it worth it? What will be the out come? In my mind if my family or friends are insulated then yes its worth it! BUT is it? All questions that we all ask our self's most days, driven the car, in the pub, family feuds and (more than likely) dogs. I'm now in the position that I may be losing the best job I've ever had because of my fists, so when the next time arises that you may need to use your hand just TRY and think is it worth it? There is in my opinion only reason you don't have to think about it and that's a bully LET THEM HAVE, WHAT EVER THE CONSEQUENCES!! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Maybe about 14 years ago on Tenerife's infamous Veronica's strip........my best mate had won a holiday for four people, so we decided to take his younger twin brothers with us, as they had never been anywhere before...... On the first night on the strip after quite an eventful evening, a group of Spanish lads descended on one of the twins, with one of which attempting to pick his pocket....I then tried to take this group on alone, of course I was battered all over the road....literally, traffic stopped as I was beaten lol Next morning I had black eyes, busted lip, cut cheek, front tooth knocked clean out & a lot bruising down my side...,,tried to drink that evening, but I was pissing every five minutes because of the battering my kidneys had took....,,,but..the following night I was back on top form & what a difference it made with the women! They loved the story & my injuries.....can honestly say I'd never had that much female attention & success in such a short space of time.....it made my holiday! & it was low season...lol.....it's one beating I was sincerely grateful for...... Edited January 30, 2015 by Accip74 3 Link to post Share on other sites
budharley 945 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Not long before Xmas , not done a bit for a while and tbh didnt enjoy it one bit . As a young lad early twenties I was always at it and had a bit of a rep for it but since my lads here I've more important things to worry about .I was at home having a drink are kid was round wi his missus , any how he falls out wi her and goes home with her .now are kid grew up through his teens as I was early twenties and as I settled down he would take piss out me constantly as now he was a bit of ticket and pretty much made it clear ( to himself lol ) that he would do me now . Any how About 1 in morning my front door goes through and I wakes to him screaming and shouting f**k knows what's gone on between him and her but he screaming in my hall way at 1 in morning . My little lad wi Down's syndrome wakes doesn't know what going on screaming his head off . I runs down stairs are kids in hall way screaming ur a Cnut I hate u blah blah I'm gna rip ur head off we've split up if I hadn't come here we would be ok ( lol ) . So I push him through door onto street for him to keep screaming to kill me ,at this point all neighbours are out and looking through window etc . I'm stood there in pink feking Skimpys and Nowt else ?, at this point I'm starting to lose my rag with him . My missus managed to get him up road as I walk back house my little lad stood there in a puddle of his own piss .i said to my next door neighbour take tig in and I walked up road and gave him hiding of his life I ain't proud of what I done it caused a huge family rift if the neighbours hadn't pulled me off id of killed him . You learn lessons in life and he learnt one that day . 6 Link to post Share on other sites
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