Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: â€Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad." A few days later he received a letter from his son: â€Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie." At 4 a.m. the next morning Federal agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: "Dear Dad, go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie.†Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wabbithunter_15 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 very good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
new2hunting 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 good but not as good as the others Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 vincent was no dozer good one!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 thats a cracker!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 good but not as good as the others Ill have to do better then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 . > One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. > > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the > middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned > to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. > > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in > deeper. > > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became > worried and decided to go to the hospital. > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her > date. > > After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he > could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, > then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to > blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. > > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man > insisted that it was nothing. > > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he > grows older?' > > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.' -------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 856 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 That's more like it lurcher lass Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Finaly back to my old standards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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