mick1212 389 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I'm knocking one into her best mate and she wants me to end it with my girlfriend of 7 years She said she's going to spill the beans that's why you don't shit on your doorstep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I'm knocking one into her best mate and she wants me to end it with my girlfriend of 7 years She said she's going to spill the beans that's why you don't shit on your doorstep we need a step by step thread on that with pictures and videos problem shared and all that 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 when people let you down.....when them letting you down means your skint...when the soulution of not being skint is them answering the f***ing phone! when people f**k you about and say some thing of meaning to you that to them was a throw away comment and chainsaws...big exspencive ones! they never work properly the bloody horrid things!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunny tickler 876 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 bloody been driveing 45 years. without a crash & ive only got 7 yrs no claims? ,when i ask each insurance company why ??? they say contact your first company then send us proof ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AXUM 255 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Told my factory manager he has bad attitude, and we need a supervisor to take pressure off him. Almost got fired. He can't believe a worker told him he has bad attitude, thinks only he has right to say that and be rude to us. Old Chinese boss, was gonna tell this is not communist China. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Some gonk on Facebook saying you can get grey hatch and that everyone knows American game are called hatch!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Got in from work the other day Walked in the heating was that hot the rads where dinging The garage lights where on,the hall light,3 lights in the lounge and the TV All the kitchen lights total 21 G9 bulbs the kitchen radio All the lights where on upstairs including the kids TVs To top it off There was not a sole in the house they had gone shopping Now that proper pi55ed me off 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 You sound like my mum and i quote ' it's like f***ing Blackpool illuminations in here' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 folk that are texting with there phones right in front of there faces and they dont see you or them with there headphones yet you can still hear there music but cant workout what there listening to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fourlurchers 279 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 anyone who walks past the litte maggot called dappy without giving the faggot maggot a slap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Driving in belgium......I read the other night, after the USA it was second most dangerous country to drive in, according to fatalities per % of population.......which made me feel a whole lot better about bitching about it for 3 years..... Edited January 30, 2015 by Accip74 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,079 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 anyone who walks past the litte maggot called dappy without giving the faggot maggot a slap He lives round da corner from me lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 People who don't pay up when they say they will ... thinking that they are out of reach ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mixedgrill 704 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Meat head off here always has something to say and hits the report button when you upset him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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