Brewman 1,192 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 The Hunter's Wife I like reading on the 'Life When I do she does her nut me wife By feck she'll do her other one When I tell her of the new gun She hates me for prepping and eating game My marriage will never be the same (lol) Hark don't cry for me cause I don't care (lol) As it goes in one and out the other ear Practice practice practice is all it take To piss her off a game pie I must bake Twas a wee short story I've told I don't think together we'll grow old 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AXUM 255 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) Is there a problem on this planet? There is, I am saying it, Why must some be politically correct While others do not give a feck Have we been on top too long Are we no longer strong? The people who come to our land Should not come to make demands Enjoy our ways and our peace We will not change you better cease, If you want things to be how they were before Leave our land, go back to your war If you want to enjoy life like us Assimilate and cast out those we cannot trust I think your confused, you have as much right to ask people assimilate to your culture as a Muslim in England. The situation in Australia is like a Muslim population in England that has outgrown the aboriginal white English of England and then took over the country and asking everyone who comes to assimilate. I agree with British asking people to integrate but not with Europeans in Australia. Edited January 16, 2015 by AXUM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Silversnake 1,099 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Is there a problem on this planet? There is, I am saying it, Why must some be politically correct While others do not give a feck Have we been on top too long Are we no longer strong? The people who come to our land Should not come to make demands Enjoy our ways and our peace We will not change you better cease, If you want things to be how they were before Leave our land, go back to your war If you want to enjoy life like us Assimilate and cast out those we cannot trust I think your confused, you have as much right to ask people assimilate to your culture as a Muslim in England. The situation in Australia is like a Muslim population in England that has outgrown the aboriginal white English of England and then took over the country and asking everyone who comes to assimilate. I agree with British asking people to integrate but not with Europeans in Australia.I am confused, confused why you think you have more right to expect people to assimilate in your country than mine. Why because we are a younger nation than Britain? Do you feel sorry for the aboriginals? I do too, but I personally did nothing wrong to any aboriginals and we are not going back to their way of life any time soon. When in your opinion would it be ok for us to expect assimilation? Australia is an established democracy with laws and a way of life which I enjoy. I imagine a lot of immigrants also enjoy as they seem to keep flooding here en masse, if they were happy with their country than why come here? you are entitled to an opinion but I am glad you are not in a position that your opinion holds any authority. Atvb to your integration, wether you like it or not I will do what I can in my country. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) Ode to the armchair hunters!! it's amazing what you catch from behind a computer screen The biggest gun and hardest dogs, mine runs like a dream 5 out of 5 on only the hardest land We can right the worlds wrongs with a tap of the hand If it's rabbit, fox, deer, bird or hare You'd catch a lot more if you got out of your chair!! Edited January 16, 2015 by NEWKID 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,818 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Don't take the piss out of Jim's invection even though its as shit as his sense of direction Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,969 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Ode to the armchair hunters!! it's amazing what you catch from behind a computer screen The biggest gun and hardest dogs, mine runs like a dream 5 out of 5 on only the hardest land We can right the worlds wrongs with a tap of the hand If it's rabbit, fox, deer, bird or hare You'd catch a lot more if you got out of your chair!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,844 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 There was a young man called dan ducket , whose cock was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin wiping spunk from his chin, if his ear was a fanny he'd fcuk it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Let's all not take the piss out jim Those that have met him will know he's just dim. Wherever he goes he takes young mist. And he comes on here it's like he's still pissed. For the fishing comp he travelled afar Thick f****r lost his mobile, it was still in the car. Aye they arbroathians are a different breed His favourite joke is about half a sheeps Heid Aye he may be bald, his directions and jokes bad But jim is a gent and a cracking lad. ???it's a cracker o a jock though lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Don't take the piss out of Jim's invection even though its as shit as his sense of direction Cheers, D. no bed lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,288 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 as i walked thru meadows green i noticed in a tree, a boy was swinging from a branch and smiling down at me. the love i felt that summers day filled me full of joy, and looking up towards the tree i smiled back at the boy. the earth, the sun, the sky, the clouds, the creatures of this place. the western wind, cool and gentle, blowing on my face. Again i looked up to the boy, smiling in the tree, and at the rope around his neck that had set him free.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,249 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 :/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Dark that yokel..... but still laughed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 as i walked thru meadows green i noticed in a tree, a boy was swinging from a branch and smiling down at me. the love i felt that summers day filled me full of joy, and looking up towards the tree i smiled back at the boy. the earth, the sun, the sky, the clouds, the creatures of this place. the western wind, cool and gentle, blowing on my face. Again i looked up to the boy, smiling in the tree, and at the rope around his neck that had set him free.... I thought it was going to end with you bumming him....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,844 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 as i walked thru meadows green i noticed in a tree, a boy was swinging from a branch and smiling down at me. the love i felt that summers day filled me full of joy, and looking up towards the tree i smiled back at the boy. the earth, the sun, the sky, the clouds, the creatures of this place. the western wind, cool and gentle, blowing on my face. Again i looked up to the boy, smiling in the tree, and at the rope around his neck that had set him free.... too many bad mushies yokel lololol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,288 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Can't take credit for it, it came from an old aquaintence of mine.he wrote it years back, always stuck in my head for some reason, it's a bit poncey really, and i'm with you gamerooster, makes me chuckle... Yokel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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