slip lead 862 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 To have a dog like that out, and of the lead without a muzzle, he needs putting down aswell as the dog. What if you was on your own pissed up wobbling home from the pub. Quote Link to post
tote 854 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 ALRIGHT GAFFER. FOOKIN NUTTERS SOME O THEM. SIMILAR BUT DIFFERENT! OUT LAMPING NEAR MY HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOCAL FOOTBALL PITCHES APROX 3AM WAE ME WAS MY 3 BIG DOGS N A PUP.2 ON SLIPS N 2WORKIN OFF ALL O A SUDDEN I HEAR ALL THIS SHOUTING BEHIND ME I TURN TOO FIND THIS CLOWN RUNNING AND SREAMING TOWARDS ME. IM IN THE DARK LOOKING INTO THE ORANGE GLOW OF STREETLAMPS WAE THIS MOONIE RUNNING IN ON ME. 1ST THOUGHT IM GONEY PLANT THIS CXXT. BUT CAUGHT A SHAPE IN THE DARK TOO MY LEFT WERAS I LIT IT UP WAE THE LAMP. TOO FIND A BIG 8/9STONE AKITA CLOSING IN ON ME ABOUT 35YRDS AWAY AFTER SUSSING IF THE DOG WAS FRIENDLY OR NOT .I WAS ME ABOUT TO GET LIFTED. IT WAS ME OR IT TIME. ASI THOUGHT THIS IN MILLISECONDS MY 2DOGS OF THE LEASH INTERCEPTED IT BEFORE IT CONTACTED MEALSO MY OTHER TWO DOGS SOMEHOW MAMAGED TOO SLIP THERSELVES (COLLARS MUSTA BEEN LOOSE) AND STEAMED IN TOO MY DEFENCE. OTHERWISE I WSS GONEY GET THE SHARP END OF THIS BIG MUTTER FUTTER. I PICKED MY MOMENT AND MANADGED TOO GET HOLD OF THIS FECKER AND TWISTED ITS COLLAR VERY TIGHTLY FROM THE BACKAND LIFTED ITS FRONT PAWS OFF THE DECK AND SUSPENDED IT OFF THE GROUND UNTIL THIS 7STONE JOCKYS WHIP MANAGED TOO GET IT BACK ON ITS LEASH WERAS IT GOT BRAVE AGAIN AND HAD ANOTHER DIVE AT ME . WERAS IT WAS SMASHED ACROSS THE DIAL WAE MY STICK. AFTER A DISCUSSION WITH MR ANOREXIA HE EXPLAINED HE COULD ONLY TAKE IT OUT AT NIGHT BECAUSE IT WOULD ATTACK PEOPLE N OTHER DOGS BUT HE COULDNT GET RID CAUSE HES HAD IT FROM A PUP. I INFORMED HIM HED B NEXT ON ITS LIST HE SAID NO CHANCE. WELL IVE BEEN TOLD THE DOG HAS NOW GIVEN HIM TWO SOTE ONES AND HES STILL GOT IT. FOOKIN PLONKER? Feck me that must be good shit your smoking., 5 Quote Link to post
Chid 6,507 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 How the f**k do you lamp four dogs at once ffs 1 Quote Link to post
the big chief 3,099 Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 How the f**k do you lamp four dogs at once ffs i lamp with 4 chid but i drive round the perm no way could i lamp with 4 on foot they would have me over in a flash lol Quote Link to post
flipbull 1,139 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I had similar yesterday Gaf ..had my lads bitch Fenn and his Bull x Khan out for a wander when a guy approached with two of them big blue Weimereiner type dogs,one leashed the other not..I put mine on lead yet his unleashed dog came charging over with nothing other than aggression on its mind, my dogs are ALL sociable but if pushed will retaliate..anyhow I called over to the guy honestly for ten mins but he just stood watching ..well he must of thought Harley as he called it was being the big boss lol..I attempted to walk away as he was just being a prick when his dog launched at Khan..big mistake that was, I gave the lead a little slack and Khan just locked straight on to its leg..the cnut wasn't long in coming for his dog then, it was sat on its arse squealing like a piglet..he asked me a dozen times what happened I got that sick of telling him his bravado mutt pushed its luck a little too far..anyways seen him this morning over the beach with only one dog on the leash, tother must be in the sick bay? ..like I say Khan is like a lamb with all dogs even the Pom bullies him haha some people are so dumb lol good job my bull wasn't ther today fek me all hell would have broke loose she gone crazy since she got attacked by a pit x staff thinks every dog wants to get her Gaf happened with my old staffordshire bull terrier Buster as a pup I was out walking him and some d*ckhead dog walker had his mutt of the lead and just run up and attacked my dog, I vollyed the f*cker out the way and flipped on the owner. From that day on he wouldn't even sniff another dog, just wanted to kill them. Quote Link to post
snappeer 464 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Weekenders are a ####### nightmare round my way,sat-sun I go further afield to avoid the hyped up nutcases. The first thing they always seem to say is he/she has never done that before..... the fair weather dog walkers are the worst. 2 Quote Link to post
3 Turns 326 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 How the f**k do you lamp four dogs at once ffs ITS CALLED TRAINING BOYS.LOLJUST LEAVE THE HARD STUFF TOO US OLD GUYS. MY RUNNERS DO AS THERE TOLD. THE WAY GOOD DOGS SHOULD BE NEVER ON A LEASH AND WAITING TO BE GIVIN INSTRUCTION. I DONT KEEP MONKEY, S (PERIOD) MY WAY ONLY. NO INBEETWEENS.!!!!! Quote Link to post
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) i tip my hat to you 3 turns and fair play for having such dogs but i dont think i have ever owned a dog that wouldnt want to get in on the action if not on a leash especially if dog and quarry come charging past next to you so fair play to getting a dog to such a standard gaf hows the pups coming along matey Edited January 9, 2015 by blackmaggie Quote Link to post
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 i got slated one time for owning lurchers said they was un trained killers most lurchers are trained to a high standard not like every feking dog walker i bump in to who couldn't give two fucks about the dogs or put time and effort in to them thats when shit like this happens it could have been a lot worse for me if i didn't hit the f***ing thing Most are well trained but not the ones round my way well the local Chav brigade with there lurchers aren't you can't go down to the local green with out your dogs getin hit flat out by someones out of control lurcher. It gives us all a bad name. Quote Link to post
the big chief 3,099 Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 i got slated one time for owning lurchers said they was un trained killers most lurchers are trained to a high standard not like every feking dog walker i bump in to who couldn't give two fucks about the dogs or put time and effort in to them thats when shit like this happens it could have been a lot worse for me if i didn't hit the f***ing thing Most are well trained but not the ones round my way well the local Chav brigade with there lurchers aren't you can't go down to the local green with out your dogs getin hit flat out by someones out of control lurcher. It gives us all a bad name. that's why I said most my 1st lurcher did everything I said him to do that's due to the fact I had my dad showing me what to do and not to do and all my others since do as there told 1 Quote Link to post
3 Turns 326 Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 i got slated one time for owning lurchers said they was un trained killers most lurchers are trained to a high standard not like every feking dog walker i bump in to who couldn't give two fucks about the dogs or put time and effort in to them thats when shit like this happens it could have been a lot worse for me if i didn't hit the f***ing thing Most are well trained but not the ones round my way well the local Chav brigade with there lurchers aren't you can't go down to the local green with out your dogs getin hit flat out by someones out of control lurcher. It gives us all a bad name. NERLY EVERY LURCHER IVE SEEN LOCALLY IS AN UNTRAINED ACCIDENT WAITING TOO HAPPEN. ALONG WAE THEIR CLULESS OWNERS THATLL RUN ANYTHING, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME .NEXT TO MOTORWAYS , ON CONCRETE CARPARKS ANYWHERE? 1 Quote Link to post
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