Foxgun Tom 75 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 An eerie and chilly tale of things that go bump in the night A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him . . . . . . . . FASTER... . . . . . . . . FASTER... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . BUMP... . . . . . . . . He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. . . . However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping . . . . . clappity-BUMP... . . . . . . clappity-BUMP... . . . . . . . . clappity-BUMP... . . . . . . on his heels as the terrified man runs. . . . . . . . . Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . . . . . . . . With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. . . . . . . . . . . Bumping and clapping toward him. . . . . . . . . The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough medicine! . . . Desperate, he throws the cough medicine at the casket... . . . . and... . . . . . . . . . . Finally the coffin stops........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mole trapper 1,693 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Oh FFS, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretman 0 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 i'm not going out tomorrow nite now. .very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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