Sod Your Nigella

[charlie caller 3,654]

I know what your saying gnash,but you can have a good time without the debauchery,an if you have a good woman,you can still do all the things you want,hunt fish,training,etc an the hot dinner will be ready for ya without the nagging lol

 

running round shagging everything with a heartbeat,leads you astray,an some dont come back from it,eg leave a girl pregnant who you dont love or want to marry,an then the kid grows up without a proper family,bit selfish imo

Never done me any harm,your a long time dead.

[frazdog 252]

what you mean charlie?

[morton 5,368]

You lot are having me on surely? You'd pick lawson over palin? She looks like a dog without make up. Quite surprised at that.

I have an affinity for dogs,especially if they are racked and can cook.

[frazdog 252]

so you dont think leaving a random slapper up the duff,an not being with her,an the child growing up god knows what way,without his father,there to protect him/her...or if you get the child on wkends,what about when your not there,an child .eeds you,not to mention other men in an out etc etc etc

[Born Hunter 17,751]

 

I was just pointing out how she pisses over lawson lol. To be honest within reason id shag anything long as it aint got a tash or anything too dodgy. Wouldnt wanna get old and then have regrets. Im hardly mr sensible or looking to get married at 23. Got Ibiza next year for a start lol

Bloody hell 23! You should be knocking one out over Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johansson not women old enough to have given birth to you :laugh:

Or Kaley Cuoco, Katie Cassidy, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the girl behind the bar, your mates sister....

 

Not that I have a mental list... lol.

[RossM 8,082]

 

 

I was just pointing out how she pisses over lawson lol. To be honest within reason id shag anything long as it aint got a tash or anything too dodgy. Wouldnt wanna get old and then have regrets. Im hardly mr sensible or looking to get married at 23. Got Ibiza next year for a start lol

Bloody hell 23! You should be knocking one out over Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johansson not women old enough to have given birth to you :laugh:

Or Kaley Cuoco, Katie Cassidy, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the girl behind the bar, your mates sister....

Not that I have a mental list... lol.

 

You and the rest of your brainiac team probably masterbate over wiring diagrams and chess pieces........

[frazdog 252]

you do born lol

[Born Hunter 17,751]

You and the rest of your brainiac team probably masterbate over wiring diagrams and chess pieces........

That's harsh..... I don't have a team, or anyone to play chess with...

 

^^^ Insert emoji cry face ^^^

[gnasher16 30,024]

so you dont think leaving a random slapper up the duff,an not being with her,an the child growing up god knows what way,without his father,there to protect him/her...or if you get the child on wkends,what about when your not there,an child .eeds you,not to mention other men in an out etc etc etc

 

If a young lad doesnt " go equipped " in this day and age then he must be mentally deficient......theres being a bit wild and theres being totally f****n stupid id excuse one but not the other

[RossM 8,082]

 

so you dont think leaving a random slapper up the duff,an not being with her,an the child growing up god knows what way,without his father,there to protect him/her...or if you get the child on wkends,what about when your not there,an child .eeds you,not to mention other men in an out etc etc etc

 

If a young lad doesnt " go equipped " in this day and age then he must be mentally deficient......theres being a bit wild and theres being totally f****n stupid id excuse one but not the other

 

Or there's the "take it raw or no at aw" moto

[unlacedgecko 1,466]

 

 

so you dont think leaving a random slapper up the duff,an not being with her,an the child growing up god knows what way,without his father,there to protect him/her...or if you get the child on wkends,what about when your not there,an child .eeds you,not to mention other men in an out etc etc etc

 

If a young lad doesnt " go equipped " in this day and age then he must be mentally deficient......theres being a bit wild and theres being totally f****n stupid id excuse one but not the other

Or there's the "take it raw or no at aw" moto

Give them a false name. And when you go for your post sex piss, say 'Airborne' 3 times and you'll piss the AIDS away...

[beast 1,884]

Dare,

 

You will get it eventually, there is an old saying. "A woman should be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." She comes up trumps on every criteria. The woman oozes sex from her every pore.

 

Edited to add: With her rubenesque figure it saves taking an orange to bed.

 

TC

 

oh tiercel, tiercel, oh dear me no, no no!

 

a woman should be a whore in the bedroom, a whore in the kitchen, a whore in the hall, the garden the stairwell,

 

then she can make my tea.

[Lenmcharristar 9,720]

As someone mentioned, Scarlett could pish all over me compared to those 2mentioned, Rachel Riley would get the 4ws

Edited December 22, 2014 by Lenmcharristar

[mackem 26,104]

Never saw the attraction of nigella,not in the same league as someone like Linda Lusardi.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

As the old saying goes a standing prick has no concious. When your young there all fair game