trappa 518 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Was in the pub last night having a laugh when it got round to someone asking if you had 3 bullets and a licence to use them on whoever you liked who would it be! Had a laugh and there was some pretty strange answers but ( at the moment) my 3 "hits" would be tony bliar, john carey, and bernard matthews. With mr blobby and ant & dec very close! Anyone else care to add their "hits"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I would use my 3 bullets very wisely, I would do a Nazi purge style execution and line up everyone I want to do away with and then fire the first bullet and watch them drop like dominos, then I would step over the dead til I got to the last person in the line who the first bullet didnt reach, Id then fire the second one and watch em drop and so on - It would be interesting to see how many people you could slaughter using this method with just 3 bullets, I guess youd have to put them in line in order of how much you disliked them, most hated first and if the line was very long and the 3rd bullet didnt reach the last lot, they would get a repreive I bet they would go off and change their lives a bit after coming that close to the reaper man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I would use my 3 bullets very wisely, I would do a Nazi purge style execution and line up everyone I want to do away with and then fire the first bullet and watch them drop like dominos, then I would step over the dead til I got to the last person in the line who the first bullet didnt reach, Id then fire the second one and watch em drop and so on - It would be interesting to see how many people you could slaughter using this method with just 3 bullets, I guess youd have to put them in line in order of how much you disliked them, most hated first and if the line was very long and the 3rd bullet didnt reach the last lot, they would get a repreive I bet they would go off and change their lives a bit after coming that close to the reaper man I'm worried for you! How many people have upset you? (or have you upset!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Just a knee jerk to that one, SJM, while I try to decide who'd be second and third on my own list ..... In feudal Japan, it was considered quite ok for a Swordsmith or one of his better heeled customers to take a newly crafted Katana ('Samurai Sword', for the kiddies) down to the local nick and have a bunch of condemned convicts line up side by side. If it went through SEVEN at a single, almighty swipe? That was considered a damn fine blade! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullet 129 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 it depends on bullet size i guess Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 nah I am not into shooting people if I was going to kill someone I would rather do it by strangling them to death, preferably sitting astride them so I can watch the life fade out of their eyes How many people have I upset? Today? This week or in my whole lifetime? If I had to answer that I think I would need a LOT more than just 3 bullets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 3 local gamekeppers so i dont have to fuking run all the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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trappa 518 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 3 local gamekeppers so i dont have to fuking run all the time Top answer!! youve got your priorities right!1 I forgot about alan hanson and that big nose scouse git who sits next to him- Can i change my 3?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TerrierLad 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 3 local gamekeppers so i dont have to fuking run all the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I actually have a list already written been adding to it since i was 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Groverdog 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 1 for an ex boss who was a total pri*k and tried to ruin my life. 2nd for the first person i found who robbed an elderly person or was a convited peodofile (spelling) or commited an act of obscene cruelty to animal or human 3rd for anyone who pis*ed me off at the the wrong hormonal time!!! Mind you no doubt theres been those whose bullet was aimed my way too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 to be honest it would be pointless me shooting tony blair cause i dont take no fuking notice of that twat anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 that many people on my list i'll just take the one bullet and use it on myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Tony Blair! Osama BIt lardey and that woman of the advert on uktv gold who dose the interview/interegation lol with the lie detector Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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