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  On 10/12/2014 at 16:09, marshman said:

There's always a tv advert on begging money for donkeys or john who has to walk to get water , or orphans from the phillipines , Romania Syria . Or a polar bear that's not got enough ice to hunt

Oh the Irony of a clearly well fed (fat) man with a job, coming down the chimney to give presents to these orphan Romanian polar bears.

 

There's nothing to kill festive cheer like adverts!

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Im guilty, I adopted a donkey. Was on a come down after a heavy session and locked in the bedroom in the dark. Advert came on about some poor donkey unable to stand on 4 legs and was only 2 or 4 quid a month so i phoned up. Got sent some bullshit about a donkey and its name and what the plans are with the sanctuary. Moral of the story is dont do drugs.

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  On 10/12/2014 at 16:15, dare said:

Im guilty, I adopted a donkey. Was on a come down after a heavy session and locked in the bedroom in the dark. Advert came on about some poor donkey unable to stand on 4 legs and was only 2 or 4 quid a month so i phoned up. Got sent some bullshit about a donkey and its name and what the plans are with the sanctuary. Moral of the story is dont do drugs.

Would that be a drug mule then??

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I was at Disneyland in California mid November and the Xmas music was playing over and over and over. If you worked there, you'd top yourself before the week was out.

 

Even when we left and were sitting at the bus stop waiting for the shuttle bus, Xmas music was being piped into the shelter.

 

When the driver asked if we'd had a good time, I wanted to tell him "If I had heard one more Xmas song I was going to kick Minnie Mouse right in the c**t" but then i remembered American's (lack of) sense of humour and I'd probably have been booed off the bus. :laugh:

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  On 10/12/2014 at 17:55, walshie said:

I was at Disneyland in California mid November and the Xmas music was playing over and over and over. If you worked there, you'd top yourself before the week was out.

 

Even when we left and were sitting at the bus stop waiting for the shuttle bus, Xmas music was being piped into the shelter.

 

When the driver asked if we'd had a good time, I wanted to tell him "If I had heard one more Xmas song I was going to kick Minnie Mouse right in the c**t" but then i remembered American's (lack of) sense of humour and I'd probably have been booed off the bus. :laugh:

? would do my head right in , still I bet it was nice there though !
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In what way Marsh??

 

If you mean americanised and commercialised then no not as bad as Blighty.

 

If you mean atmosphere then it's pretty good

 

Funny thing about the Catalans; they have a guy figurine taking a shit which they put in their nativity set up :laugh:

 

Google Images "caganers" lol

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  On 10/12/2014 at 18:23, mushroom said:

In what way Marsh??

 

If you mean americanised and commercialised then no not as bad as Blighty.

 

If you mean atmosphere then it's pretty good

 

Funny thing about the Catalans; they have a guy figurine taking a shit which they put in their nativity set up :laugh:

 

Google Images "caganers" lol

? I wonder what Fraz would make of a country that's got a figurine getting hes arse out at the birth of Christ lol
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