villaman 9,983 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I got a call from ppi about Two months ago and I said to him , mate you have just disturbed me , he said sorry , I said I was in the middle of having a W**K over my gay mag , he said O sorry sir , then I said , by the way what are you wearing, he said that's disgusting I said , what is disgusting is you fecking phoning me up , that's what is degusting you c**t 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,999 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 FLMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Lol, could of backfired though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I just take the piss out of them.. "have you never been involved in a accident ???" Well there was that time when i reversed the car in Tesco - bumped a old lady and she sadly died.. "has there been another accident where you were hurt ?" Oh yeah that time a wee bairn ran out - I ran him over - he died too like - but I bumped my head on the dash.. They hung up lol I either take the piss or put them on hold.. I need to find out if my iphone bars private numbers - it would even stop work from ringing me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 One of the most popular ones is some Indian calling saying there from Microsoft and that your computer has a virus and that they want you to turn it in and let them inside to fix it lol just say you run Linux they soon go or if you have time to kill have a word about Mohammed and his liking of pork pies they like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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