bullx100% 681 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Might get one these for my daughters first date when she's 20 lol Will definitely give me a bit of peace of mind lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Lol, know what you mean mate, i never had a grey hair on me til me daughter hit 14 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 And make sure you're cleaning your shotgun when he comes to pick her up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 vanman i didnt have any till the youngest met that lazy cnut like to x that dog with a pit and use him has practice without the guards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 First date when she's 20.....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx100% 681 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 First date when she's 20.....lol if I'm lucky 21.....maybe a little younger if she agrees to me and my 12 g been her chaperone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx100% 681 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 And make sure you're cleaning your shotgun when he comes to pick her up. [/quote My plan is to vet any woodbe bachelors....ile invite them in to the woods for a days squirrel hunting and the night befor I'll go across and make a tombstone with his name on and a 4 ft hole and purposely walk past it lol ..........noting my luck tho he'll be 6 ft 5 18 stone and a cage fighter........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 And make sure you're cleaning your shotgun when he comes to pick her up. [/quote My plan is to vet any woodbe bachelors....ile invite them in to the woods for a days squirrel hunting and the night befor I'll go across and make a tombstone with his name on and a 4 ft hole and purposely walk past it lol ..........noting my luck tho he'll be 6 ft 5 18 stone and a cage fighter........ Just means you have to dig a bigger hole thats all 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Tombstone with his / hers name on it lol ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg1086 52 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) all you have to do is answer the door in your pants preferably with an erection and say whatever you do to her i will do to you and smile at him. And definately show him the shottys Edited December 3, 2014 by mattyg1086 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Lol made me laugh that the dog was even called cujo. Want to feel a dog on a sleeve one day just to see what it's like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx100% 681 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Lol made me laugh that the dog was even called cujo. Want to feel a dog on a sleeve one day just to see what it's like.seen a clip of a Dutch Shepard dog running up side of a van/bus with window open dog jumps in pulls attacker through the window....bet it would be fun wearing a full suit and running across a field waiting for that bite to hit you like a steam train lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Lol made me laugh that the dog was even called cujo. Want to feel a dog on a sleeve one day just to see what it's like.seen a clip of a Dutch Shepard dog running up side of a van/bus with window open dog jumps in pulls attacker through the window....bet it would be fun wearing a full suit and running across a field waiting for that bite to hit you like a steam train lol I've done it with military dogs. Its f***ing hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Lol made me laugh that the dog was even called cujo. Want to feel a dog on a sleeve one day just to see what it's like.seen a clip of a Dutch Shepard dog running up side of a van/bus with window open dog jumps in pulls attacker through the window....bet it would be fun wearing a full suit and running across a field waiting for that bite to hit you like a steam train lol I've done it with military dogs. Its f***ing hilarious. Try it without the suit,i can assure you it aint hilarious Never saw it coming and felt like id been hit by a truck, and me arm was the last thing it fecking grabbed lol oh the joys of youth eh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,561 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 yes a sleepless night for all uss dads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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