robadoo 212 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 It's a cracking read , it's fiction ,but based on some true characters . Here's just a bit from the book , a couple of antis are going undercover to try and get evidence against a lancashire digger. ' get yourself a northern terrier or a lurcher', the RSPCA contact had advised Amy .' Two would be better,but one will do. That'll get you on the same wavelength as these people . Don't open your mouth ,lass. Let you bloke do the talking if he has to. Best of all is to break the ice by complimenting them on their dogs . Things to say ? Ok..." He's nice , in't he ! Real good-looker. Deep chest , thick neck ,good legs ". Remember a lurchers in his prime at two or three and the pundits like to say he should have a "neck like drake , tail like a rat and feet like a cat " . Amy's accent was poorly disguised upper-class, but Barry was ethnic Wirral , a version of Liverpudlian which would not raise antennae among the earthy terrier fraternity. Amy simply kept quiet and wore a t-shirt under her unzipped barbour , that way,dumb but sexy ,she was an asset like raddle. 'Ask them about their dogs', the RSPCA man had suggested . ' that's the best way to get them talking because they always love to brag . How good their dog is , what it can do and take? They may not immediately specify badgers or foxes . They'll probably say its steady on all quarry " . Theyll maybe go on to say , " thirty rabbits in a night ,a dog fox single handed without a problem" and " straight don the beam to the quarry ", meaning with a searchlight and usually , a fallow deer .' ' so how do we bring the talk round to badgers without raising their suspicions?' Amy asked . ' don't you worry . They're often not the brightest of people,these b*****ds . They'll spill the beans about their dogs can do and more because they're so keen to impress . I mean , within an hour or two , especially if you buy the rounds in the drinks tent , these geezers will tell you how many deer they've poached even though they've never met you before . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,819 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 There is a lot of bollocks in the book as well Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Onlyworkmatters 1,584 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 He's not far off with this bit so how do we bring the talk round to badgers without raising their suspicions?' Amy asked .' don't you worry . They're often not the brightest of people,these b*****ds . They'll spill the beans about their dogs can do and more because they're so keen to impress . I mean , within an hour or two , especially if you buy the rounds in the drinks tent , these geezers will tell you how many deer they've poached even though they've never met you before 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grunter123 1,112 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 You seedling it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grunter123 1,112 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Selling it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 That used to be how they'd entrap lads but nowadays they just look at Facebook and the lads have volunteered up all the info themselves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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