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just painted my wellies silver and left them on the doorstep .we cxxts think gary glitter lives there and wont come near lol

I wanted to let the shepherd loose in the front garden but herself went nuts(pardon the pun )shes bought a few treats for the little bast,,,,,,,,,,darlings for when they knock.lol

That's a shame bosun,take your dog back to shit on the grumpy old twats lawn.   Missus took Adam our 15 year old autistic lad out,first time ever he's been able to cope with halloween ,so new meds

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Hardly sat down for about an hour and a half..., it's been going like a fair here. I've given away sh!tloads of sweets, and have only got about 2 stone of monkey nuts left :laugh:

On the plus side my two have been out begging and will no doubt return presently, laden with loads of goodies. I'll be eating haribo from now until Christmas. :boogy:

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Happy Halloween

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Not a bad night's work this year.

 

£17.50 in cash, 6 bags of Haribo, loads of Fruit Pastilles, 10 Curly Wurly's and a bag of midget gems.

 

I must rob the Paki shop more often !!

 

Just doing my bit for community spirit. :thumbs:

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Load mean c**ts it's only a few sweets for the kids . My 5 year old girl loved handing out the little goodie bags herself had made up . Few fire works . Elected ha

I'm not being mean - they'll bother us for another 3 or 4 days yet. you'd think they'd never been locked in a cellar before.......

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Only one kid knocked, damn shame as my 5 year old was awaiting hordes and I was gutted as i'd spent yesterday decorating the house, though I say so myself, it looked the nuts and I was dressed to scare the bejesus out of anyone but I couldn't do it to the sweet little thing that knocked... Why the feck didn't we get 'orrible little sods!

We went round our village, out of twenty houses, three opened the door, one miserable old fart was putting his bin out and my daughter stopped for a reaction to her costume, he blanked her... :censored:

Now don't get me wrong, I've always hated the Americanisation of 'our' Halloween, as a kid it was duck-apple, hand blisters from carving turnips and the like... BUT even without any encouragement kids are hooked and what are you gonna do? Plus, some of the gear is fecking good now, I'm right into it and if you've even got a half tidy Mrs get on ebay and type sexy Halloween costume and get her kitted out and make the most out of it...! :D

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That's a shame bosun,take your dog back to shit on the grumpy old twats lawn.

 

Missus took Adam our 15 year old autistic lad out,first time ever he's been able to cope with halloween ,so new meds could be working,fingers crossed.

Though apparently the sight of him at 5 ft 7 in a green angry bird onesy ,black face paint with red round the eyes and he leapt forward to smell her hair was too much for a pretty blonde in the next road,pmsl

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