greatwhitehunter 47 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 i thought you lot might like this one! ill have to try it some time A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love. Your Son Jon P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the fezz 44 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 spot on mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I NEARLY WET MYSELF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 nice one thats a good un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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SNAP SHOT 194 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 pure class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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david2363 42 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Clever and very funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Pretty damn cool! ..... But then, Stacey sounds a bit of alright to me too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 . .....john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Very good I needed a laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big neil 0 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 THE B.....X I WAS IN BITS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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