TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Anyone had kidney stones? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,866 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Yes...absolute agony. The guy who treated me for two of mine (sound waves which blast them into smaller pieces) said they're the male equivalent of pregnancy. He said a female colleague of his had kidney stones and also went through pregnancy and that the stones were worse. However, never repeat any of that in front of women...I get shot down in flames every time I mention it! One of mine was stuck on the way out so had to be removed. I presumed they meant by cutting a hole...but I was wrong...they used its intended route but with a helping pull from a little metal device...my eyes still water just thinking about it. In defence of pregnancy my wife just gritted her teeth and got on with it with only half a paracetamol...whereas I cried like a baby and said "Give me the morphine!" when I had my second kidney stone attack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Mate im in agony pissin blood when one of the stones trys to comes out. Doc gave me antibiotics this morning to try and help brake them down. feel like me bellend has been sliced off Fooooooookin kills Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,866 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 I was at work when I passed one of mine. In the school where I worked, the gents toilet doubled up as the disabled toilet (no sarcy comments from the ladies please) and I'd got in the habit of gripping the hand rail every time I passed water as it shifted the stone slightly. On this occasion I braced myself, felt a sudden intense pain then the release of pain but it took a moment to register that no wee had come out...then..."ting!" the stone hit the pan. I was so excited I borrowed a pair of nappy changing gloves from the nursery to fish it out! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,229 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 we had to call an ambulance one morning for a groundworker, we all thought his appendix had gone pop, turned out to be kidney stones. Never seen a fella in so much pain, couldn't even sit on a chair, was as white as a sheet, throwing up and writhing around like something out the exorcist....Good luck with it... Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,866 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Yokel: I'd forgotten that...when I had my first attack I thought it was my appendix too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Foookin kills wonder if its gonna be a boy or a girl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,084 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Well i bet thats a relief Tuffty im sure you feel much better after reading these replies 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j316 119 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Nasty little bliters painfull needed surgery to remove mine from inside my kidney atb j316 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Thanks for all the reassuring words lads. But I don't care a monkee at the moment as im in foooooooooooooookin agony. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j316 119 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Cal doctor pethadin pain jab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Cal doctor pethadin pain jab Fcuk that pethidine. They should start to break down with the antibiotics they gave me. was pissing blood and sand this morning at the doctors. Fcuckin breathtaking and gripping at times. Tooth mark in the door handle now lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,866 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 ...but the pain will pass (like the blood) and you won't have to save up to send them through university. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j316 119 Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Let's hope they are not half inch plus round like mine good luck at the urinal just clench your cheeks you'll be ok go with the pethadin mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 The pain is gripping but I can take a bit of pain. mind over matter stuff rather than more drugs in me system Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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