gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'd buy all the daystate disbelievers on hear A air wolf just to shut them up And send a special one down to the south coast Dave Just incase you win, i hate daystates and i think there shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 No rooster class class lol Dave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Wilf, Would you employ Bridgett??!!.................. Employ her?......I'd marry her........cheaper on clothes !! That would be a bit of a trip,,,blowey of her,,,yet she still standing,,, Aye a flat head to rest your pint on and she'd be perfect....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 A chocolate factory, Nightmares, A Live Wasp, Three left shoes for every right shoe I have...the dogs only seem to chew left shoes. I'd pay WILF £100k to get breast implants (DD, sorry mate), A geodesic dome home, McDonalds....yeah! A Happy Meal. Rain Clouds A Dinosaur Egg, Time Machine, Teleportation Device, A trip to the moon...and back! It's pretty important to get back, and, last but not least, a giraffe. Too easy! To be fair, I did win the EuroMillions, but my £2. doesn't look to be buying much at the moment. Except that Happy Meal! Anyway WILF, you're so silly. They're not called dwarfs. They're Umpalumpa's and they work in my chocolate factory! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,169 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'd never pick up a dog shite again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parabuteos lad 878 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'd spend it all on houses and rent them out that way you still have the money in assets and it is making you even more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Plenty land with a few lakes and woods on, Id put up a massive fence around it all and a log cabin on. A log burner, some solar panels, windmills watermill etc to power it all so all them bills can get to feck. Then feck the rest of the world off and live happily in my own religion and bullshit free world. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Nice bit of land big motocross track and maybe a nice restoration project out the way somewhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,786 Posted October 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Id buy all my cicle of Mates a motor From a tv showBut there be a catchthey'd only be allowed to drive it in full costumeI'd love seeing a 60s bat mobile cutting around Carlisle with complete with Adam west lookalikeOn a serious note, if I won like 40 - 60 milI'd make sure all the helicopter rescue services were looked afterAll the local rescues were squaredAnd I'd buy her a chain of Sunbed shops to keep her happyAnd id have all the usual nonsense, land , houses motors ,I'd also have a team of ex popstars from the nineties as my staff, Chef drivers personel trainers etc and refer to them as their full titles for example"Hoi, Esther Bennett from eternal? I'm rocking into London next week, pick me and wilf up from Liverpool streetWear stockings"Just little things like that. I am liking some of your crack boys, this is more the ticket. Stiffmeister, I am all over the 80s pop star thing, I would be all like : "Oi, Holly Johnson, if I see you thawing my hotdog out like that again you won't be RELAXing around my kitchen......you will be out helping Howard Jones clean dog shit out the kennels you f***ing melt " 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I would buy a big helicopter fill it with Old fridges,conifers,gas bottles and dogs shite Then do a bit of air born fly tipping Returning it to its rightful owners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Blackmaggie The lotto ain't enough to buy the Mighty Safc And you'd be playing in a emptey stadium if you put them in Blk n white stripes By fook that mag away strip is as bad as it gets and this seasons mag home shirt ain't much better. Had a nice little. 66/1 today Wickham to score first and SAFC to win 3-1 Ha'way The Lad's it was tongue in cheek maxy and your bet came in at good odds to and a win so not a bad day and dont worry i didnt get one number Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'd probably just buy more boats lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,090 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 buy a bentley brand new.cut the roof off with petrol cutter,grind all tha paint off it so it goes rusty,fit a towbar on it a tow a trailer around with it.oh and use a 4inch paint brush and put my old banger racing number down the side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Id buy back ever gun ive ever owned in the last 40, odd years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,591 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 buy a bentley brand new.cut the roof off with petrol cutter,grind all tha paint off it so it goes rusty,fit a towbar on it a tow a trailer around with it.oh and use a 4inch paint brush and put my old banger racing number down the side I would love to do this to a rolls royce http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chromjuwelen.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2F2008%2FJanuar%2FPPC%2Frolls-royce-shadow-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chromjuwelen.com%2Fde%2Fcomponent%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2F204%2F12645-ppc-rolls-royce-turbo-rover-sd1-27-liter-v12.html&h=266&w=400&tbnid=7xKkxnos8FHAqM%3A&zoom=1&docid=KrEZpK1lp8E4sM&hl=en&ei=OpsxVJepN4LaaMKGgJAI&tbm=isch&client=safari&iact=rc&uact=3&page=1&ved=0CB8QMygBMAE 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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