gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I would get anyone who has pissed me off or disagreed with me on here assassinated....... then i would buy a large part of rainforest, and grow cough coca cough...... and after all that, rage war on ISIS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,873 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I buy some property in Oz , and live there when its our winter here, and prob by a lodge in Scotland for bit of hunting when I fancy it . and employ couple nice dolly birds to keep it clean tidy lol got to keep me standard's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,912 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 A thermo nuclear war head and Royal Mail the fuckerr to Tony Blair's gaff lol In seriouness I'd probably buy a big stretch of land and set up a free outdoor skills retreat for under priviliged kids. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Two chicks at the same time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mule123 112 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 wud put a deposit on one of then suzuki grays that every one rages about, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 20 mill id quite fancy buying Wales 20 quid is enough to buy you a piece of Wales on a night out in Swansea.. Might buy a few 'extras' along with it mind! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 You hear all the normal "I'd get a big house/car/boat" etc etc.........well let's hear what you'd have that's a bit special ? I tell you what mine would be......dwarfs !!! I would have a whole f***ing battalion of little dwarfs to attend to every task........ And I tell what else, every one would be dressed like that little dude off "Fantasy Island".........and every time a plane flew over I would have one who's only job was to ring a bell and shout "boss, boss the plane" That would be ace, bollocks to bentleys......dwarfs is the way forward So come on........what unusual things would you have if you were mega rich. Lol If you win can I be the first dwarf you employ??? Do you look like this ? image.jpg Balloon up the head abit........ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,786 Posted October 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'm vary surprised no one has mentioned sharks ??........a tank of sharks is de rigure if your super rich Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,519 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 You hear all the normal "I'd get a big house/car/boat" etc etc.........well let's hear what you'd have that's a bit special ? I tell you what mine would be......dwarfs !!! I would have a whole f***ing battalion of little dwarfs to attend to every task........ And I tell what else, every one would be dressed like that little dude off "Fantasy Island".........and every time a plane flew over I would have one who's only job was to ring a bell and shout "boss, boss the plane" That would be ace, bollocks to bentleys......dwarfs is the way forward So come on........what unusual things would you have if you were mega rich. Lol If you win can I be the first dwarf you employ??? Do you look like this ?image.jpg Balloon up the head abit........ :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Id buy all my cicle of Mates a motor From a tv show But there be a catch they'd only be allowed to drive it in full costume I'd love seeing a 60s bat mobile cutting around Carlisle with complete with Adam west lookalike On a serious note, if I won like 40 - 60 mil I'd make sure all the helicopter rescue services were looked after All the local rescues were squared And I'd buy her a chain of Sunbed shops to keep her happy And id have all the usual nonsense, land , houses motors , I'd also have a team of ex popstars from the nineties as my staff, Chef drivers personel trainers etc and refer to them as their full titles for example "Hoi, Esther Bennett from eternal? I'm rocking into London next week, pick me and wilf up from Liverpool street Wear stockings" Just little things like that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wildling 520 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Wilf, Would you employ Bridgett??!!.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,786 Posted October 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Wilf, Would you employ Bridgett??!!.................. Employ her?......I'd marry her........cheaper on clothes !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Wilf you'd need to get some real horny, breeding midgets, to keep the sharks fed... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,122 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Wilf, Would you employ Bridgett??!!.................. Employ her?......I'd marry her........cheaper on clothes !! That would be a bit of a trip,,,blowey of her,,,yet she still standing,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'd buy all the daystate disbelievers on hear A air wolf just to shut them up And send a special one down to the south coast Dave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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