WILF 47,224 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Wanted: Luxury Super Yacht, minimum 86m long with heli pad Because obviously if I can afford to buy one the place to put an advert is here for all the f***ing world to see !!! How dumb does that dude in the classified section for cars think folk are??.......f***ing dreamer !! Lol lol f**k me, one minute he is selling an Aston for 20 large more than you can buy it anywhere else then spending the time to list every air rifle and scope he has ever owned in his signature !!!........like you would if you were the type of bloke to knock out £150 k on a merc SLS !! Where do these turkeys come from ??!!! Edited September 28, 2014 by WILF 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,924 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Its like a magnet wilf, you should know that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Plummerterrier 291 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Wonder if he post on auto trader to see if anybody has any cheap camo gear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Looking for an Sls but is swapping a silver antler scope worth 30 bucks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think he may be mistaking the 'wanted' section for the "things I wish I had" section. Speaking of which, I wish I had a rocket ship. Not a space ship. A normal ship, like a super yacht, but with a rocket on it! That'd be much better than his stupid luxury yacht. I was going to say a Wally118, but that's in my "I would love to own, but can't be hassled with a yacht" list. Oh, and a pet dinosaur! Yeah, maybe 2. Good dinosaurs, not like giant spiders. Like tyrannosaurus, or a couple of velociraptors...tame ones of course. Oh, and an alien egg. I'm pretty sure they come from eggs. Mmm, eggs. I want an omelette. Should I put that in the "Wanted" section? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogscarborough 14 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think he may be mistaking the 'wanted' section for the "things I wish I had" section. Speaking of which, I wish I had a rocket ship. Not a space ship. A normal ship, like a super yacht, but with a rocket on it! That'd be much better than his stupid luxury yacht. I was going to say a Wally118, but that's in my "I would love to own, but can't be hassled with a yacht" list. Oh, and a pet dinosaur! Yeah, maybe 2. Good dinosaurs, not like giant spiders. Like tyrannosaurus, or a couple of velociraptors...tame ones of course. Oh, and an alien egg. I'm pretty sure they come from eggs. Mmm, eggs. I want an omelette. Should I put that in the "Wanted" section? This.lol hahahha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 The turkey farm 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I've got the one ...right model , right trim ....money cant buy it....But I will swap it for.. for the james bond Aston , still in its box & unplayed with ..don't want one that's been banged into the skirting board & chipped ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,714 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 bless wilf you have such a way with words .............that did make me smile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,093 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Wilf I have just the boat for ya mate 86" long three storage compartments, four seats and two oars....... I'll take 6 million pounds or swap for a Daystate huntsman in .22 flavour 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,276 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 i've got one here if you don't want mushrooms. want to swap for a lear jet, must have red leather seats tho, not the black standards ones! Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Wilf I have just the boat for ya mate 86" long three storage compartments, four seats and two oars....... I'll take 6 million pounds or swap for a Daystate huntsman in .22 flavour bugger iv got a 1.77 but your a bit far unless you fancy sailing it to fleetwood for price of juice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,368 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Lifes to short to be influenced by the reckless folly of greed and ambition,id be happy enough to source a smack-ed that thinks a Roger Coursey is worth more than a £5 spot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,780 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 How vulgar! Of course, I'm very discrete about my own fleet of Astons. Real class should speak for itself you see, besides I only really take them out when I'm off to my grouse moor for the weekend or holidaying in the south of France. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Dinosaur egg anyone? Makes a MASSIVE omelette, big enough to feed a family...for a week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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