Ggib 370 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I used to be a fully qualified under water hair dryer salesman, since the fall it's been so slow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Im pretty good at being paranoid. Lol sound like me, god help me if I smoked weed. Have been late to work more than once because I didnt like the look of people on my train. Wasn't bloke with beards either, figured they'd try fit in better than that. Also told more than one person in a macds line to join another que I don't want em behind me. Oh and I often feel like I'm being following so will change routes and pretend I'm on the phone to someone or start talking to myself so they think I'm abit mad. Its people like you that im paranoid of! Who said that? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2.8 guy 403 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Ive often thought what would I have done if It wasnt for running dogs ferrets and the like, the amount of money,time and missed chances ive had all because ive gone through life being happy having a decent dog at my side. But ive had a few oppertunitys too through the dogs my old dogging buddy was a time served painter and decorator worked with him for many years taught me everything he new. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Im good at killing people and.getting away with it, so far nobody knows, im.also good at keeping.secrets 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,874 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Im good and getting people to sign lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Suppose I could say golf. I was the boys champion at my local club....possibly could have been really good but my shitty little local club stopped me joining the men's section when I was 15 and halted my progress. I got pissed of, started working and gave it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chr15j 59 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Remembering things and personal admin of my kit !! How f***ing boring is that !!! And being a twat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,640 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Remembering things and personal admin of my kit !! How f***ing boring is that !!! And being a twat! Funny enough, your not the first person to ever say that on here !!! Lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Alright kids, lets just sit back, take a deep breath, and........hey look, I'm wiggling my toes again! MAGIC!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Fell out with the bird the other day she said I was a great shag for a one night stand but I'm a shite long time boyfriend ?lol I said tell me something I don't no . I'm great at my job ground work slabbing mono blocking ect take great pride in my work , got a good rep for it ??, opening my mouth with out thinking I'm the master of that lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I was pretty damn good at every job I've ever had, but since I hate talking about work, I won't mention it...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I make a mean cup of tea, and being married for 24 years makes me shit hot at stamina and paitence. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Fell out with the bird the other day she said I was a great shag for a one night stand but I'm a shite long time boyfriend lol I said tell me something I don't no . I'm great at my job ground work slabbing mono blocking ect take great pride in my work , got a good rep for it , opening my mouth with out thinking I'm the master of that lol Your not on your own there, I do it every day. How, even after all these years, am I supposed to know what she is thinking? TC Edited September 29, 2014 by tiercel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Fell out with the bird the other day she said I was a great shag for a one night stand but I'm a shite long time boyfriend ?lol I said tell me something I don't no . I'm great at my job ground work slabbing mono blocking ect take great pride in my work , got a good rep for it ??, opening my mouth with out thinking I'm the master of that lolTo be honest I think she's lying about the great shag tae....?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe1888 672 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Copy, cut and pasting? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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