RemyBolt 420 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Cat brought a rat into the house. My wife would not let me shoot it! Not even with a low power air pistol! Devastated! The irony is that I spend most of my free time ratting, while I cannot ever pop a rat in my own home! Had to catch it and release it far from the house. Worse still, the wife said I could take one of the whippets ratting. Was not even allowed to take one of them with me to release the rat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,571 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Have you asked her if you can borrow your testicles? 17 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
budharley 945 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Have you asked her if you can borrow your testicles?Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Have you asked her if you can borrow your testicles? HAHA, I need to start putting my foot down more often....especially on a rat haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,571 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 It would have been stamped on before my missus could speak and the cat would be in the shit aswell. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,790 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The cats here belong to the missus,they bring anything back dead or live ,she deals with it. Can't understand why the anyone would want one.nor litter trays . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The cats here belong to the missus,they bring anything back dead or live ,she deals with it. Can't understand why the anyone would want one.nor litter trays . Fcuking litter trays!!!........I had a girlfriend who lived in a house share with a couple of lesbians & they kept the cats litter tray in the bathroom!........rancid thing always took a shit just before I'd have a shower, came so close to chucking it in the van for a long drive..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogscarborough 14 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The cats here belong to the missus,they bring anything back dead or live ,she deals with it. Can't understand why the anyone would want one.nor litter trays . Fcuking litter trays!!!........I had a girlfriend who lived in a house share with a couple of lesbians & they kept the cats litter tray in the bathroom!........rancid thing always took a shit just before I'd have a shower, came so close to chucking it in the van for a long drive.....I'm disappointed you never I would of in those circumstances ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Have you asked her if you can borrow your testicles?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ggib 370 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 If it was my mrs she would have beaten me to the door to let the dog in lo lolololol. Man up lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The cats here belong to the missus,they bring anything back dead or live ,she deals with it. Can't understand why the anyone would want one.nor litter trays . Fcuking litter trays!!!........I had a girlfriend who lived in a house share with a couple of lesbians & they kept the cats litter tray in the bathroom!........rancid thing always took a shit just before I'd have a shower, came so close to chucking it in the van for a long drive..... why would the lesbians want to take a shit before you took a shower? I would have up and said to the lezzers that you'd got to sort their pussy out for them. You never know your luck ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The cats here belong to the missus,they bring anything back dead or live ,she deals with it. Can't understand why the anyone would want one.nor litter trays . Fcuking litter trays!!!........I had a girlfriend who lived in a house share with a couple of lesbians & they kept the cats litter tray in the bathroom!........rancid thing always took a shit just before I'd have a shower, came so close to chucking it in the van for a long drive..... why would the lesbians want to take a shit before you took a shower? I would have up and said to the lezzers that you'd got to sort their pussy out for them. You never know your luck ? There was a similar scenario..........but only in my head.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,801 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Cat brought a rat into the house. My wife would not let me shoot it! Not even with a low power air pistol! Devastated! The irony is that I spend most of my free time ratting, while I cannot ever pop a rat in my own home! Had to catch it and release it far from the house. Worse still, the wife said I could take one of the whippets ratting. Was not even allowed to take one of them with me to release the rat! The rat would have been the first shot , the cat the second & then ........... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Can't see why anyone would want a cat and if one brought a rat in my place I'd kill the rat and the cat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Now we are getting some where Release the rat Kill the cat then burn it in case it ain't dead And any pictures of them shitting lezzers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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