hutch6 550 Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions:If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y ZIs represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%AndK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%ButA-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%AndB-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%And look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.Now you know why some people are where they are! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
old real tree 92 Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 lol I like it........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Very true! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,563 Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You wont get no where in life without bull shitting or ass licking at some point !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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