marshman 7,758 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 There's a couple sitting just across from me at a place Where I eat , they're obviously on a date . And f**k me if she ain't tucked in to everything the blokes ordered as well as her own . Sorry For the rant but even if there was a chance I was gonna get laid I'd have to say something ! Do any of you share grub or is it just me ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Personally I would just slip an extra sausage on the plate, and let her tuck into that. But thats just me. TC 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lol I reckon its one of them tinder dates and she's just getting a free scran before she jogs him on ?. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,412 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 You have all seen my photo,,,,,what do you think?.....lol Mind you my mrs is worse,,,will she feck share food,,like Joey off friends 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 When we go out for a curry I order my 1st choice for myself and tell the woman to order my other choice incase I don't like the one I've ordered lol but she don't mind she always gives me half her grub anyways lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 You must be having a rare night watching other people on a date lol what they having for desert ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
noddy10 411 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 whats mine is mine. nowt worse when your order a takeaway and say to your lass DO YOU WANT OWT.......NO IM NOT HUNGRY then when it comes.....ill just try a little bit she can f**k off the slag its mine 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Feck my wife will moan if I pick up a chip from the basket before it gets to her plate, god help me if I tried to pick one from her plate. I don't mind, I am not, (despite my belly a big eater now). But try and get a glass out of my bottle, and it's no holds barred. You get told in no uncertain terms where to go. TC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 You must be having a rare night watching other people on a date lol what they having for desert ?funny as f**k lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,924 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 me and my misses will share anything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 You must be having a rare night watching other people on a date lol what they having for desert ? lol the women I'm with is better looking than the greedy bird across from me and is eating a lot less, and I don't know what he's having for pudding but I will be having a large portion of minge . ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ggib 370 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Should pour hot chilli over part and watch her face after eating it, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I once took a vegetarian to a carvery on a first date........sharing wasn't an issue.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Should pour hot chilli over part and watch her face after eating it,we still talking minge here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 On the hunting just before you eat some minge wise move lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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