Lol Just Snapped My Wrist

[socks 32,253]

Just got out of the hospital turns out ihave been very lucky not to permanently bollocks my hand and wrist so the quack was saying. Have to give kudos, good health service and not a single how shall we say........ Non-European dr in sight lol still have to wait until Friday to find out if I need surgery though.

Its lucky you didn't need a hand transplant or they would have had to have found the hand of a starved Ethiopian child to match yours .........

[mushroom 13,200]

Lol wrong colour pmsl

 

nah Wilf I got the mrs and she promised to lend a hand lol but you can't beat cranking one off on ya own though hahaha

Edited September 15, 2014 by mushroom

[TOMO 26,581]

So you will be celibate for a good while until it heals up then ?

What a brilliant line that was,,,brilliantly dry that wilf,,,lol

[albert64 1,882]

ha ha ha ha mushy you knob

no wonder a lezzer beat you up

you scrawny b/stard

 

I hope its painfull

[mushroom 13,200]

As usual you're a Cnut Bert

[stabba 10,745]

Wait till it's all withered then you can utter the immortal line

"Take my hand child"

[mushroom 13,200]

Flmao