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Sounds like he wants a bit of you Ken. Testing the water about your relationship, then worrying about your figure for you. You might need to put on a bit of weight to put him off :laugh:

FFS bob :bad: ........

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Did I read this right??? You have a swinging chair?? Lol ya fanny

Its a very nice wooden swinging bench and I like to sit there of an evening with a cider in one hand and my shotgun in the other surveying my property ... Proper redneck :D .............

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I have masses of respect and time for the OAP's of this country and I am constantly doing something or other for my elderly neighbours ... My missus volunteers for age concern and ropes me in on various things which I don't mind really .... BUT why is it that old people think that if they start a sentence with ... I don't mean to be rude ...or in my day .... They can say what they what no matter how scathing and think its not offensive :laugh: ...... Also how do you know when you can get away with such things ??? Do you wake up one morning and think I am now old enough to say what I want without being offensive ... Do you have to be over 65 or just look old ??? ...the old boy next door leaned over the fence last night and said .... I don't mean to be rude ... But you seem to spend a lot of evenings out here on your swinging bench with your cider and computer thingy are you and the missus ok :laugh: ... When I told him we are absolutely fine he came back with ... Oh good but it's not doing your waist line much good is it :laugh:

.... The fukcer is about 17 stone .... OAP's you gotta love them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I don't mean to be rude but ,as an OAP myself I think you should take heed of your neighbours advice, he only has your best interest at heart,and being older he is of course considerably wiser than your self,Tubby.

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I was getting a paper one morning and im near the front of the queue and you could hear a bit of banter going on in the shop about fish between a couple of pensioners and how much it costs these days,then the old fella at the back shouts so you like fish then to this old lady,she say yeah,the old lad then says thought so the kipper on ye :laugh:

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