bobcullen79 1,495 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sounds like he wants a bit of you Ken. Testing the water about your relationship, then worrying about your figure for you. You might need to put on a bit of weight to put him off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,871 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Did I read this right??? You have a swinging chair?? Lol ya fanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sounds like he wants a bit of you Ken. Testing the water about your relationship, then worrying about your figure for you. You might need to put on a bit of weight to put him off FFS bob ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Did I read this right??? You have a swinging chair?? Lol ya fanny Its a very nice wooden swinging bench and I like to sit there of an evening with a cider in one hand and my shotgun in the other surveying my property ... Proper redneck ............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,871 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 How many slaves you got? Lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Only a few ... I don't like to keep to many as they have to share the dogs meat and they can be greedy fuckers after a day in the fields ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,871 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not sure why but I have the image of you doing the clapping song from the film "12 years a slave" lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not sure why but I have the image of you doing the clapping song from the film "12 years a slave" lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inan 841 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I have masses of respect and time for the OAP's of this country and I am constantly doing something or other for my elderly neighbours ... My missus volunteers for age concern and ropes me in on various things which I don't mind really .... BUT why is it that old people think that if they start a sentence with ... I don't mean to be rude ...or in my day .... They can say what they what no matter how scathing and think its not offensive ...... Also how do you know when you can get away with such things ??? Do you wake up one morning and think I am now old enough to say what I want without being offensive ... Do you have to be over 65 or just look old ??? ...the old boy next door leaned over the fence last night and said .... I don't mean to be rude ... But you seem to spend a lot of evenings out here on your swinging bench with your cider and computer thingy are you and the missus ok ... When I told him we are absolutely fine he came back with ... Oh good but it's not doing your waist line much good is it .... The fukcer is about 17 stone .... OAP's you gotta love them :laugh: ............. I don't mean to be rude but ,as an OAP myself I think you should take heed of your neighbours advice, he only has your best interest at heart,and being older he is of course considerably wiser than your self,Tubby. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ggib 370 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not sure why but I have the image of you doing the clapping song from the film "12 years a slave" lol she was an oil rigger among oil riggers, I had a vision of the Beverley hill billies lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,489 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 All I tend to here off my uncle is when I was your age ....... haha funny though love listening to the old story's ususally the same ones over and over though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I was getting a paper one morning and im near the front of the queue and you could hear a bit of banter going on in the shop about fish between a couple of pensioners and how much it costs these days,then the old fella at the back shouts so you like fish then to this old lady,she say yeah,the old lad then says thought so the kipper on ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,534 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I love to hear the oldies tell there stories Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 65 aint old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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