delswal 3,819 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Never carried a knife never would, I would sooner risk a good kicking than risk doing life. I can take a kicking, but can i take life behind bars? not a fcuking chance. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 I carry a knife practically 24/7 as I use one everyday for work but as has happened in the past if i think something is going to get a bit heated I pull it out of its sheath and chuck it in the truck .. Not because I think I would use it because I wouldn't unless it was literarily life or death but just because if it got bad enough that somebody called the old bill you would get fukced once arrested and are found with a knife on you ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 What about the other one down your socks lol That's not a knife that's the end of my dick ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Seen it was only a 9incher lol black couplers right atb Fukc I wish it was a nine incher ........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Reminds of the joke about the hard of hearing genie & a nine inch pianist...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 I was walking home from my junior school at Kidbrooke and 3 or 4 lads from the senior school started on me, now when your like 3rd year junior then a senior school lad looks f***ing massive !! Lol By some strange chance I has a rounders bat in my bag (it was that type of area) and battered the nearest with it and got on my toes !! When I got home and told my old man he did no more than put me in the car and take me looking for them, we came across the other 3 walking down the street and got out and my old man announces: "Right, he will fight each of you one at a time!!" I can remember to this day looking sideways at my old man and thinking "f***ing hell Dad, leave off !!!" Lol lol lol Wish id had a father like that ......we always had to come out with the old " slipped over and banged my face " excuse or the bedroom door got bolted ! Our ol man tried to play it straight but in the end said f**k it i cant control these c**ts 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,677 Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I have a friend who is a well known lad in the city we live... He's a popular good looking lad but will and has started swinging at the drop of a hat He's a character and I've known him 30 years, I'd never change anything me him and the circle of pals we have have done... But four years ago in Liverpool I had an epiphany... And I've never felt more guilty since We were in concert square in town on ladies day, about 20 strong in mixed groups, dotted around a smoking area when a ruck started .. My mate had managed to annoy the two biggest skin head Scouser roider twins in the Mersey area. And they were clearly the type of lads used to getting there own way down that part of town as they rock and rolled at the drop of a hat My mate was in trouble and had his ear bitten in the initial rolling Coppers flooded the area and more scousers joined in but they all kind of bottled it when they realised how many of us there was ... The muskers, the bouncers and the ambulances kind of formed a half circle around the square as we fell around like absolute scumbags amongst women and girls in the square. I went to crack some Scouser schlepper who was taunting behind the police line like a big man when two of my mates grabbed me.. One lad said "Leave him, he is big enough to look after himself" As I heard that I seen him on all fours getting a boot square to the face, as he always does, he looked for me instinctively and said fate righting himself.... "What does my ear look like Blanche ? " I said hospital job mate , leave it and we'll walk from here, go back and were lifted ... He picked himself up and write off the two brothers and another hanger on in quick succession, we were escorted to Matthews street and they tried to lift him from us, I took a cs to the face and spen5 the next half hour pouring water in my eyes from a kebab shop..... I was twenty nine, old enough to walk away from that shite, if my mates hadn't stopped me, we all might have got dragged in that, as 4 into 20 just doesn't go...and those lads seriously underestimated the situation..... The next morning, over breakfast I apologised to him, but I'd stood toe to toe with him for nigh on twenty years, that night was just too much agg, too much hassle, I had a career to think off and it wasn't worth the bother anymore... A good night wrecked.....I hardly saw him for the next 3 years But I had him as a groomsman at my wedding recently and it was like old times...I had a few scoops afterwards with him and he was saying how much he was sick of it all, but this was me he was talking too, I know him better than he does... One day I'll carry him into the church And I'll miss him.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,569 Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Don't forget me having to regularly swipe you about the chops to keep you in order ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,533 Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 its a way of life in london with foreigners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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