Sweeney 316 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 So I saw my dopey neighbour last week and she asked, will my ferret catch mice ? Straight away I thought ffs she's got mice in the house. Yep in her sofa apparently, now there abit wet behind the ears and live like pigs, they rent the house and just basically have no self respect for themselves or there kids judging by the dog shite in the garden and still allowing there kids to run around out there. Anyhow 5am this morning I'm awoken too a scratching noise in the wall, 100% a mouse. So now there in my place. Pissed off would be and under statement, why the f**k they haven't sorted it I don't know. So now I'm gonna have to pay for a extermintor to come in a hopefully rid them. But can't see how he's gonna get them in the wall !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 They've probably said to one another " how can we f**k with the next door neighbours head " then said " I'll know I'll say I've got a mouse in our settee , then you sit next to the wall and scratch it all night . ? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambay5 191 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 get some bait traps from b&q will cost you a tenner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Neighbours can be rather annoying in their ignorance. I have 3 adjoining neighbours, 2 of them have put out bird feeders for the songbirds. Only thing is that there are numerous magpies in the vicinity, and a couple of local squirrels. While the smaller birds were nesting in the surrounding suitable trees, the magpies were incessantly doing the rounds, chasing away the blackbirds, robins and tits. Twice I saw magpies carrying chicks they had robbed. All that their feeders attract are feral pigeons and also the magpies. But these people never sit out in their gardens so never see what birds or animals visit. Told my neighbour I had seen mice in his garden and he basically dispelled that because he had never seen them, they were not there. About a month later I heard him talking to his wife about the mouse they had seen in the bedroom. This particular neighbour also moans about the fox sh!t, and cats sh!t he finds in his garden... he doesn't want his grandkids touching or treading in it. He let it slip that he puts 'sell by date' chicken out for the foxes LOL.. and although they don't own a cat they always buy a large bag of cat biscuits.. New neighbour to our left has put a rabbit hutch up against my fence, and sure enough I saw a mouse my side of the fence adjacent to the hutch last night. I've put out a trap so we'll see what happens. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Environmental health. Send them to the lovely neighbours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 With having dogs and storing bags of dog food in the shed ive got mouse trap set permanently they pick up the odd one . But i know what your saying the couple across the road have a bird feeder its like a dustbin lid and its always over flowing and i saw a rentakilla van there the other week but the boxes where a tad large for mice , these clowns dont relize what there doing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,537 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ffs its a mouse ... put a trap down or a bit of mouse glue... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drebz87 39 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Put some traps down, use chocolate mice happen just kill the feckers.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 To go back to the original question, would a ferret take a mouse ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 just catch them up in live traps then one dark night take them round to the muppetts nxt door and put them through the letterbox works really well with rats the day after they go on holiday !!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 you need to move house quickly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,156 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lol not a mouse .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,156 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Got one in my shed i.think lil fecker keeps eating the gain 28 and bit of meat hes in.fine fettle and.stands 1\2 a inch to the shoulder takes all known edibles and is mute in the shed 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 just catch them up in live traps then one dark night take them round to the muppetts nxt door and put them through the letterbox works really well with rats the day after they go on holiday !!!!! How did you get on in the 'Neighbour of the Year' competition, mate ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Dont you know who the landlord/letting agent is, someone will be interested to know the state the house is getting in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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