skinner 348 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 smoke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) ................. Edited August 2, 2015 by mud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Went to check the birds in the rearing field one morning and my grandads f***ing sheep had knocked a gas bottle over. I opened the shed door and the birds were all huddled in the middle with obviously no heat. Looking back the stench of gas should have have alerted me but all I could think about was getting the heat back on......so I lit the lighter and BOOOOM.....got chucked out the shed blowing the windows and door out in the process. Burnt hands and face but lived to tell the tale....?? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,872 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 smoke and getting married, prob should have stayed single looking back, never seem to find the right woman, always pick the wrong ones .But proud of my self stopped smoking 22 years ago, was one of the hardest thing I ever done 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Refuse to go to boarding school when I was 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Quite a few things lol usually involving boats and beer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the big chief 3,099 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Alot of stupid things.doing that fat bird being one of them lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie1984 191 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Bending down to get a rabbit out the net not realising the electric fence head touched it nite nite,friend found me unconscious when I came around first thing I do is rub my head and face what I didn't realise is my hand had lant in a massive fresh pile of shite. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Putting in fenceposts one day, mate was working the 32lb sledge, i told him post was okay, got up to quick before he stopped swinging the sledge and he buried it in my head, resulting in my head splitting open, to say it hurt is a understatement, . Doctors said i was a lucky man that we were standing on soft soil. Beat that one. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Putting in fenceposts one day, mate was working the 32lb sledge, i told him post was okay, got up to quick before he stopped swinging the sledge and he buried it in my head, resulting in my head splitting open, to say it hurt is a understatement, . Doctors said i was a lucky man that we were standing on soft soil. Beat that one. I know someone who chapping in posts and he told the guy that was enough hits, put his hand on the top and the guy smashes the maul down on his hand. Ouch!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Probably in a nightclub in the 80s having a slow dance with a girl anyway I farted and followed through and properly shit myself , I reckon I had a bug and several pints of lager didn't help . The look on her face it will stay with me until I die I expected that to finish......."and 30 years later we're still together !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) I wouldnt recommend it lab, the injuries were horrific, skull broke in a v shape right on the baby soft spot, top teeth went into my bottom lip, discs in my spine were all compressed, in hospital for 3 months, i managed to stay on my feet 10 minutes after it happened, everything went really bright then darkness, there had to be a guardian angel watching over me. But at least i didnt shit myself like marshman,,lol. Edited August 16, 2014 by stripes 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I wouldnt recommend it lab, the injuries were horrific, skull broke in a v shape right on the baby soft spot, top teeth went into my bottom lip, discs in my spine were all compressed, in hospital for 3 months, i managed to stay on my feet 10 minutes after it happened, everything went really bright then darkness, there had to be a guardian angel watching over me. But at least i didnt shit myself like marshman,,lol. Aye shitting yourself would have been the nail in the coffin....pmsl Doesn't sound good that though. My grandad was chapping in posts one day, standing on a crate. The dogs chased a rabbit and knocked him off mid swing and he skelped the wee terrier on the head. It lived but took fits after that........again he or the dog never shit themselves...lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 At least i kept my dignty and clean underpants! Marshmans clumsy moment is far worse than mine , it beggars belief the embarresment that man must of gone through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Lab, on 16 Aug 2014 - 4:08 PM, said:Went to check the birds in the rearing field one morning and my grandads f***ing sheep had knocked a gas bottle over. I opened the shed door and the birds were all huddled in the middle with obviously no heat. Looking back the stench of gas should have have alerted me but all I could think about was getting the heat back on......so I lit the lighter and BOOOOM.....got chucked out the shed blowing the windows and door out in the process. Burnt hands and face but lived to tell the tale....?? Singed poults for tea that night then?! Jesus 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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