lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Lads whats the stupidest /clumsyest thing you ever did lol i once left handbrake down off the pick up jumped out only to see it rolling down.hill and smash into a house lol. Lets have em lads 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 getting married {stupidest thing} feel in to pig shite and nearly drowned was cover in snow and ran across it after the dogs mate pulled me out thats only one done plenty clumsy things 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted August 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Lol am getting married next year ...and yeah did a few clumsys meself i jumped over a fence and landed in a pond up to my neck pmsl fecking hurt too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Jump on railway trucks to have a ride home. Forgot to add, then fell under the moving trucks. TC Edited August 16, 2014 by tiercel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,262 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Ran into a metal bollard and snapped my tibia lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery_Weasel 460 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I shot myself in the foot once with an air rifle, that was pretty numb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Probably in a nightclub in the 80s having a slow dance with a girl anyway I farted and followed through and properly shit myself , I reckon I had a bug and several pints of lager didn't help . The look on her face it will stay with me until I die ? 17 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,000 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Stuck my hand in a running mower to clear the clogged grass and was lucky to keep my fingers ,did that a couple of months ago so how i've made it to 48 years old i don't know ,did the shooting myself bit years ago Weasel as well and i managed to shoot my little finger Edited August 16, 2014 by fireman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 got a morgage lol.should have rented 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren_nash 85 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 pissed on a deer fence that was unknowingly connected to a electric fence ,dropped me to my knees ,sent a shock from my knob all the way to my toes ,my 2 tree surgery friends were pissing themselves .. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren_nash 85 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 marshman that's an , "only fools and horses moment".. !! me and the mrs nearly pissed ourselves reading that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ggib 370 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Probably in a nightclub in the 80s having a slow dance with a girl anyway I farted and followed through and properly shit myself , I reckon I had a bug and several pints of lager didn't help . The look on her face it will stay with me until I die lololl belter, my bro did something similar on hols Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,823 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Being 23 years old and thinking I could do anything without ever practicing,,,,including surfing,,,,lol,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted August 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Getting on the roof of a ford fiesta for a lift home pissed when around 19 as there was already 6 squeezed inside My mate got on the bonnet keeping hold of the window wipers I was flat on my front hands thro front windows gripping on Lad driving was one of the shittest most dangerous drivers going He must of been up to 60 miles per hr going up the road Next morn I thought to myself you daft Cnut Lad on bonnet was one of the lads who sat in Bolton away end with me Same lad I went down to Hammers with last December lol Also when 9 yrs old on new year me and my pal knicked my dads shotguns and ammo belts had one of then old sports bags with that same logo on full of Biscuts and sweets and we were planning on running away to Sherwood Forest after watching Brendan Chase We got as far as the old pit yard Loaded the side by side and I let the old pit building have both barrels The warden came our we dropped the Shottys and legged it 2 hrs later muskers at the door and I recieved the hideing of my life Me and my pal were sin died by other parents in the village No filer could knock about with us lol Lol reminds me of me mate used to hang on drivers window and we drag him down road his soles would smoke when we stopped pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 dived into the sea full drink....................tide was out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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