paulus 26 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 this thread quare took off an we havnt got to the burning bush yet we are keeping the Scottish lasses out of it Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted August 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 this thread quare took off an we havnt got to the burning bush yet we are keeping the Scottish lasses out of it Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 The 11th Commandment - Thou shalt not talk shite on the Hunting Life. That's down below full so. I once worked with a born again Christian. I asked him one day "what's the most elastic substance known to man kind ?" He asked "what is ?" I said "The human skin, it's written in the Bible." He said "where ?" I said "the bit where it says ' Jesus tied his Ass to a tree and walked 40 miles into the desert." He told me I'll be going to hell. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,085 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Orlando Bloom explained the burning bush in that film kingdom of heaven :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 The 11th Commandment - Thou shalt not talk shite on the Hunting Life. That's down below full so. I once worked with a born again Christian. I asked him one day "what's the most elastic substance known to man kind ?" He asked "what is ?" I said "The human skin, it's written in the Bible." He said "where ?" I said "the bit where it says ' Jesus tied his Ass to a tree and walked 40 miles into the desert." He told me I'll be going to hell. Well not that I believe in hell, but lets just suppose for one moment that he is right, at least you wont have to listen to all those self righteous t***s strumming guitars and singing cum-by-are, you will be down there, shagging taking drugs, drinking and having a wonderful time with all your fellow sinners Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) OK, so you don't believe in Hell but we're told that there's no Heaven without Hell. Then again, a few years ago the Christians decided to get rid of a place called LIMBO. Limbo was a place where un-baptised children who died went. Hence the term "stuck in Limbo." That's why Catholic children used to be Baptised before they left the hospital. One woman I knew lost a new born before it was Baptised and spent a lot of years in anguish worrying about her child stuck in Limbo. A few years later the Catholic Church turns around and says "Limbos gone". Imagine how she felt. I hate religion. Edited August 12, 2014 by neil cooney 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted August 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 any explanation for stigmata Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 cc I was the same as you mate few years back,knew nothing about bible,until my mate keep on at me about 9,11,then I started researching an it all led back to truth the bible,hard to belive for most I no I was same,the more I dug in I realised bible is gods work,not catholics or protestant jew muslim,i follow what jesus says an Im very happy Make up your mind Brian.. A few pages back you said you had been studying the various scriptures 7 years? In my experience, born again-ers usually get this blind faith after addiction, trauma, tragedy , some thing missing in their lives ect.. Most of the time its short lived, when addiction takes hold again or something traumatic happens and makes the person in question doubt gods existence.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Neil whats even worse was those poor children taken off the mothers and buried in unmarked graves never to be told where they were. all in the name of organised religion Edited August 12, 2014 by norseman 2 Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 any explanation for stigmata Self harming smokers with no ashtrays? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I recon Erich von Däniken was right, we are all related to aliens. TC Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 The country is certainly full of em 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'll give you a real eyewitness account of a Bible story......... A woman has been found guilty of adultery and is about to be stoned to death. The condemned woman begs the crowd for mercy, but they are determined to punish her. Jesus stands in front of the crying woman, addresses the crowd and says 'Whoever here is without sin may cast the first stone!'. A couple of seconds later a bloody great stone comes whistling past, narrowly missing him. He points to a woman in the crowd and says ' Mother - keep out of this !' 3 Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 there may be a god but if there is, he loves violence 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) As with all written words you can put what ever interpretation you want on them. I am an agnostic (hedging my bets) but I like to think I live my life around the 10 commandments, as do most people. Personally I think the Bible is a collection of stories with each story having a moral. The idea of the Bible and religion is two fold I think, at first I believe it was just a moral code written in stories that people could understand. Unscrupulous people cottoned on to the fact that people listened to what the bible had to say, and used it for their own ends. Hence the Easter Bunny and other pagan rites that were brought in to Christianity help with their agenda. TC Edited August 12, 2014 by tiercel 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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